Did anyone see the trolling that took place on the US senate floor? Greatest speech of all time.

Well said

Ton Tons! OMG, I'm dying!

94 millions cows weigh much more than 320 million people.

Average cow is about 10 x the weight of human.

We better make sure we don't tip over if too many cows are on one side of the Mississippi

I think I'm in love with the blonde chart changer.

The straw simulation falls. now nothing will seem as radical.

lol

That is the perfect response to AOC's comical nonsense.

What if like in the movie Idiocracy , instead of the Dolphins being the smart ones.. Cow where the smart ones. To save their species they hatch a plan to use their farts to take out the human population.

We Demand Mass Arrests...everything else is a distraction!

Thread: You all missed it, but on the live feed of the senate, we heard a senator say that the whole thing was rigged

He is lds.

They are brilliant.

If you enjoyed this you would enjoy LDS services. It’s like this every Sunday.

The most delightful drollery! Love this man's presentation! Five stars!

im scared

This guy is a complete idiot.

He ridicules the ridiculous proposals of others just to come up with the most ridiculous proposal himself as a solution to man made climate change, be it real or not.

The solution to man made climate change according to him is "fall in love and have more babies". American babies in particular which will grow up to become obese adults, requiring triple the food supply while consuming ten times as much energy as the average human on this planet.


Basically, his solution to put out a fire is to pour gasoline onto it.

Totally missed the irony, did you?

Or you saw irony where there was none intended. Hard to tell really. I don't think he was ironic on his final proposal.

He had me at Sharknado 4... damn that's good sarcasm

Actually, after watching the whole last part, i think you are right, in which case it opens up another can of worms.

Han solo should have been depicted as the mexican CA woman. Aquaman should have been depicted as the black FL woman.
The governor should have been depicted as gay unicorn man.
Babies should have been substituted for cows and vise versa.

Who is this man? Omg hilarious and on point! Kudos!

Yeah.

He was doing pretty good until he went off the rails with his cult belief of "be fruitful and multiply".

More people only = more problems,more pollution,more war,more misery.

If you don’t get the irony it is because you are an idiot.

So here is your sign.

I am amazed you found glp and got this far.

You sound like you're antihuman, therefore you might need to be kept away from the human race. Perhaps in a rubber room or something.

Damn it, I've been wanting one of those fancy full-color sublimation printers for a long long time so that I can print my own posters, fabric etc but they are ridiculously expensive and obviously the ink/supplies for it are that much more as well compared to a regular color laser printer.

Amusing speech in the unending dog and pony show there but mainly it's annoying knowing that our tax dollars are being used to pay for expensive and unnecessary shit like that.

The baby thing was also a troll on her for saying we should stop having babies to save the planet.