I’m in love with Alexandria Cortez. I want to make out with her bad! I want her to be my Pink Unicorn. Any suggestions?

1 Star? Snowflakes.

I’m not surprised...... Always knew you were a little off

Just kidding

Lol.

Bring her a nice gift, like a stack of hay. She may like you.

Lmfao!!!

Make out?

What are you? 12?

Just grab the little ho by the pussy

28 bruh. I’m in the mood for Mexianvs tonight.

Take two lobotomies and call vet in the morning and schedule your neutering, all to make the world safe for democracy.

Ok. I’ll make he appointment tomorrow. Thanks for looking out!!1

Kill yourself before you hurt others

She’s not Mexican, idiot.

I offer only 1 suggestion... seek immediate mental help.

Blow me.

Not ONCE on this thread is the word Mexican OR any other variation of such; until your post.

AOC has Puerto Rican blood, and is NOT from the Bronx.

She's a rich kid from upstate NY, I believe.

She most likely wipes back to front, in my estimation, and that explains her UTIs that might lead to blood infection, that will lead to brain psychosis, IMO.

She's also on helium if you listen to her voice.

A fucking Helium Addict!

Wine is good.

Go french kiss a shotgun.....you're welcome!

You might rethink your feelings towards her.

Rumor has that she is a follower of the practices of praying mantis's where about a quarter of male-female encounters result in the male being eaten by the female.

I am with GEO on this one.


5 stars

Kek will forgive you!

Take one for the team

Ride one for old glory !

Add sugar cube, harness and saddle. Show up on a horse and let it shit in her orifice there in the capital and yell, "Fucking green new deal ROCKS" and then ignore her for a while. It'll drive her nuts, trust me.

Oh and brush up on stuff 10 year olds say, you're gonna need it. And use a rubber 'cause you have no idea where that shit's been.

Tank you!!1

That offend me bruh.