That thread pisses me off, just for that cringey title. My sincere and heartfelt thanks for properly articulating my rage over this issue.

I thought of some alternates:

Warm, milk soaked crackers and mayonnaise. It is mildly snowy.

Mushroom soup with flour dumplings. It is foggy and smells like fish.

Biscuits and tepid hollandaise sauce on a raw egg. The dew point is dropping.