LOL From the article:

Anyone wanting to be paid by Soros now keeps track of the number of times they chant certain slogans and how many protests they attend:

Extra money is paid to those who confront senators and representatives in elevators or at restaurants. (“Get the Flake!” Soros was bellowing from his marble office before confirmation.)

The slogan, “Fuck Trump,” and, “Not My President,” are simple chants that pay the lowest amount.

Soros is a fan of “Pussy Grabs Back” and absolutely adores, “We want a leader, not a creepy tweeter.” These pay about three times more than the lowest-paying chants.

Soros will push bands of activists to chant, “Trump is a flaccid worm/See you in the midterm,” “Trump isn’t nice/So abolish ICE,” and, “No borders, no Trump/Toss him in the dump!”

It's a fake parody, people.