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REPOSTING: GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all.
Lilbabez33 Offer Upgrade User ID: 77001134 United States 05/14/2019 01:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	REPOSTING: GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all. This was originally posted by Anonymous Coward User ID: 1515853 in 2011 Thought I'd repost it for the newbies. Still funny as hell. Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS. I will educate you as fast as possible of all the FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis.. JUST so you can be up to speed on how DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR we really are... Depending on which... DRUG/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNELLER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT you feel ...LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING....ect Very soon many people are going to DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT/MEGA NATURAL DISASTER that will be brought about by TPTB/GOD/GALACTIC FEDERATION/ANNUNAKI/REPTILLIANS/DEMONS/ ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET/WEIRD CHARGED UP COMET..ect This grand event which the whole world has been DREADING/PRAYING FOR/FORESEEING/ENGINEERING will come about and RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE the earth in which the inhabitants will DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK After this has taken place the remaining inhabitants of the earth will be DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD 0. Is that all clear?? I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less. So just read this post only..ACCEPT/BELIEVE/BECOME COMVINCED/AQUISE TO this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..keep it to yourself..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1515853 moshpit oh..and SHILL!!!!!1 Last Edited by Lilbabez33 on 05/14/2019 01:43 AM If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." -Albert Einstein ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "May future generations look back on our work and say that these were men and women who, in a moment of great crisis, stood up to their politicians, the opinion-makers, and the establishment, and saved their country." - Dr. Ron Paul .......................................................................... Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world ..................................... ..................................... "And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand it's meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment." -JFK ..........................................................................

Bailey Howe User ID: 77645223 United States 05/14/2019 01:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: REPOSTING: GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all. Thank you OP & all that was in 2011 [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] "When I got up this morning Sigmund Freud was still in medical school"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77645274 Sweden 05/14/2019 02:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: REPOSTING: GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77645274 Sweden 05/14/2019 02:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: REPOSTING: GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77455940 United States 05/14/2019 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: REPOSTING: GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all. A little bit of this too...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73637229 United States 05/14/2019 02:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: REPOSTING: GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all. You should probably fess up some info on shaving 'maters... Before people start to think we are a Bloody Mary cult.
Kilroywashere User ID: 79899572 United States 01/12/2021 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: REPOSTING: GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all. This was originally posted by Anonymous Coward User ID: 1515853 in 2011 Thought I'd repost it for the newbies. Still funny as hell. Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS. I will educate you as fast as possible of all the FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis.. JUST so you can be up to speed on how DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR we really are... Depending on which... DRUG/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNELLER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT you feel ...LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING....ect Very soon many people are going to DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT/MEGA NATURAL DISASTER that will be brought about by TPTB/GOD/GALACTIC FEDERATION/ANNUNAKI/REPTILLIANS/DEMONS/ ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET/WEIRD CHARGED UP COMET..ect This grand event which the whole world has been DREADING/PRAYING FOR/FORESEEING/ENGINEERING will come about and RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE the earth in which the inhabitants will DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK After this has taken place the remaining inhabitants of the earth will be DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD 0. Is that all clear?? I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less. So just read this post only..ACCEPT/BELIEVE/BECOME COMVINCED/AQUISE TO this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..keep it to yourself..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1515853 moshpit oh..and SHILL!!!!!1 Quoting: Lilbabez33 Very well written....cryptic.....but understandable..........I KNOW. I LOVE PUZZLES All for one, and one for all. E2=AN "Never, ever die kneeling". Kilroy Are you a Good Soul or a Bad Soul? Remember..we are all born into this world an animal...and then taught to be human. The kind of human is the important part. race color creed should have nothing to do with it. Kilroy
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84138318 Australia 09/06/2022 02:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: REPOSTING: GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all. Funny
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