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Dace
(OP) User ID: 75937949 United States 05/26/2019 05:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He went out like Elvis.... Quoting: Dace I found him in his bathroom, a tiny half-bath barely as big as a closet. Completely naked, heart attack on the toilet and he fell forward into a shelf 2 feet in front.....ending up with a twisted neck and a shitty ass sticking up in the air. 911 wanted me to get him flat on his back but i couldnt budge him he was so wedged between the toilet and a vanity. Oh man bro that sucks so bad... Tequila is helping lol...hard to sleep. I have a death phobia anyways...i agree with George Carlin.....leave my plug alone! I dont care if i have to be a brain in a jar....keep my ass alive lol. My 3yr old daughter was with me...glad she didnt see it. |
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Dace
(OP) User ID: 75937949 United States 05/26/2019 05:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He went out like Elvis.... Quoting: Dace I found him in his bathroom, a tiny half-bath barely as big as a closet. Completely naked, heart attack on the toilet and he fell forward into a shelf 2 feet in front.....ending up with a twisted neck and a shitty ass sticking up in the air. 911 wanted me to get him flat on his back but i couldnt budge him he was so wedged between the toilet and a vanity. My friends father died the same way. Apparently its common to feel the need to go to the toilet pre heart attack. I heard the same thing from the paramedics... Now that im getting older i can look forward to freaking out whenever i feel the urge to go shit....yay. ( the more you know!) |
ScrumpTheTexan
Forum Administrator 05/26/2019 05:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's a major blessing man. I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
MissCleo
User ID: 77082640 United States 05/26/2019 05:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He went out like Elvis.... Quoting: Dace I found him in his bathroom, a tiny half-bath barely as big as a closet. Completely naked, heart attack on the toilet and he fell forward into a shelf 2 feet in front.....ending up with a twisted neck and a shitty ass sticking up in the air. 911 wanted me to get him flat on his back but i couldnt budge him he was so wedged between the toilet and a vanity. My friends father died the same way. Apparently its common to feel the need to go to the toilet pre heart attack. My dad too. He fell out of bed trying to get to the toilet. Was completely naked with shitty ass against the wall. Rigor Mortis happens fairy quickly but not until the body relaxes into the heaviest position. But my dad was such a frugal hoarder and wanted to squeeze the last penny out of the government and died on New Years Eve to end the tax year, like he planned it. weird. Dace, give yourself some time to grieve... ((( hugs )))) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77678057 United Kingdom 05/26/2019 05:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not that I think it funny, enlightenment understand these things from the spiritual point of view. And by the way, your dad never died, his soul departed from his temporary body, again. |
. User ID: 77588906 United States 05/26/2019 05:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dace, I am sorry man. I lost my Dad 16 years ago. He coughed up his stent and drown on his own blood, but I'm sure mine didn't feel anything because he'd passed out a couple times before and described it as just 'going black'. I hope you find comfort in all the words here in your thread. |
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Dace
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. User ID: 77588906 United States 05/26/2019 05:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He went out like Elvis.... Quoting: Dace I found him in his bathroom, a tiny half-bath barely as big as a closet. Completely naked, heart attack on the toilet and he fell forward into a shelf 2 feet in front.....ending up with a twisted neck and a shitty ass sticking up in the air. 911 wanted me to get him flat on his back but i couldnt budge him he was so wedged between the toilet and a vanity. My friends father died the same way. Apparently its common to feel the need to go to the toilet pre heart attack. I heard the same thing from the paramedics... Now that im getting older i can look forward to freaking out whenever i feel the urge to go shit....yay. ( the more you know!) Here's medically what happened to Elvis, just a link. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] I won't embed it out of respect for you, but it did answer some questions I had about 'how'. |
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CitizenPerth
User ID: 77678289 Australia 05/26/2019 05:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BRO! here for you..... call me [email protected] @skype dot com tell kalesie she is loved by all swing fair my man.. i for a penny, in for a pound... It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
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MissCleo
User ID: 77082640 United States 05/26/2019 05:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeppers....im sad though that she's so young that she'll have no detailed memories of her grandpa. I had my grandfather until i was around 30. Your kid has the DNA, those bits of ancentry and knowledge contain memory. And what's amazing is that you will see it as she grows. |
Dace
(OP) User ID: 75937949 United States 05/26/2019 05:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BRO! here for you..... Quoting: CitizenPerth call me [email protected] @skype dot com tell kalesie she is loved by all swing fair my man.. i for a penny, in for a pound... On my phone atm, will try to get skype on my computer tomorrow. |
Only Me
Strawberry Girl User ID: 34643907 United States 05/26/2019 05:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm so sorry Dace! That's awful. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Dace
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the deplorable ar-15 nut
User ID: 75500784 United States 05/26/2019 05:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My condolences lost 5 family members and a friend in a year. Last Edited by the deplorable ar-15 nut on 05/26/2019 05:47 AM We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran! |
Dace
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Dace
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Zoink
User ID: 12343871 United States 05/26/2019 05:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We love you Dace. I love you man. Always been one of my faves. I can't help but laugh. Its coming from the best of hearts, its just that you've always been a funny character, and everyone of your posts have made me laugh. This isn't any different. I laugh out of love and a jolly heart. I'm tired of repeating myself and reliving the moments, but I've dealt with death too in the last few months, I'm sure you're a lot older than me, but I think we're all very old souls here on GLP. Anyways, there's nothing I can say or do to make things better, Lord knows I can't do that even for myself. But shit man, the way you described it, comedy gold. You're awesome dude. Don't let it bring you down, but then again, sorrow is good for the soul. So its better accepting it. Roll with the blows. Nothin' but love Dace. Ash Nazg Durbatulûk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul, Ash Nazg Thrakatulûk, Agh Burzum-ishi Krimpatul |
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White Wolf Waking
User ID: 76693158 United States 05/26/2019 06:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm so sorry Dace. I will keep you and your family in my prayers. ANIMAL FRIEND "All creatures are created from the same paternal heartbeat of God. Not to hurt our humble brethren is our first duty to them, but to stop there is not enough. We have a higher mission--to be of service to them wherever they require it. If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." -St. Francis of Assisi "The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way in which its animals are treated." -Gandhi Thread: Top 10 Opera Auditions (My Music Thread) |
Yes I Did !!
User ID: 77679524 United States 05/26/2019 06:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's what we're born for.... a type of graduation. Be kind to yourself. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly." Albert Einstein. |
FINGERPRINTS of the GODS
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Travis Bickle
Vigilantes need love too.... User ID: 72715998 United States 05/26/2019 06:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry for your loss bro.... It can be difficult but you will rise stronger from it. Words can't sum it up. But we're here for you. Last Edited by Travis Bickle on 05/26/2019 06:26 AM One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets. |