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My Dad Died.......

 
Dace  (OP)

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He went out like Elvis....

I found him in his bathroom, a tiny half-bath barely as big as a closet.

Completely naked, heart attack on the toilet and he fell forward into a shelf 2 feet in front.....ending up with a twisted neck and a shitty ass sticking up in the air.
911 wanted me to get him flat on his back but i couldnt budge him he was so wedged between the toilet and a vanity.
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Oh man bro that sucks so bad...
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Tequila is helping lol...hard to sleep. I have a death phobia anyways...i agree with George Carlin.....leave my plug alone! I dont care if i have to be a brain in a jar....keep my ass alive lol.

My 3yr old daughter was with me...glad she didnt see it.
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I am sorry for both your father and you.
I hope God Will Help you to pass over this major loss. I hope God Will take him in Heaven.
Life is hard but not eternal.
Hugs from Romania an Orthodox Christian country.
Dace  (OP)

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He went out like Elvis....

I found him in his bathroom, a tiny half-bath barely as big as a closet.

Completely naked, heart attack on the toilet and he fell forward into a shelf 2 feet in front.....ending up with a twisted neck and a shitty ass sticking up in the air.
911 wanted me to get him flat on his back but i couldnt budge him he was so wedged between the toilet and a vanity.
 Quoting: Dace


My friends father died the same way.

Apparently its common to feel the need to go to the toilet pre heart attack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77669948


I heard the same thing from the paramedics... Now that im getting older i can look forward to freaking out whenever i feel the urge to go shit....yay. ( the more you know!)
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My 3yr old daughter was with me...glad she didnt see it.
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That's a major blessing man.
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He went out like Elvis....

I found him in his bathroom, a tiny half-bath barely as big as a closet.

Completely naked, heart attack on the toilet and he fell forward into a shelf 2 feet in front.....ending up with a twisted neck and a shitty ass sticking up in the air.
911 wanted me to get him flat on his back but i couldnt budge him he was so wedged between the toilet and a vanity.
 Quoting: Dace


My friends father died the same way.

Apparently its common to feel the need to go to the toilet pre heart attack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77669948


My dad too. He fell out of bed trying to get to the toilet. Was completely naked with shitty ass against the wall.
Rigor Mortis happens fairy quickly but not until the body relaxes into the heaviest position.

But my dad was such a frugal hoarder and wanted to squeeze the last penny out of the government and died on New Years Eve to end the tax year, like he planned it. weird.

Dace, give yourself some time to grieve... ((( hugs ))))
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Peace to you Dace, this may be disturbing to those in flesh, but it is pretty funny to those in spirits.

Not that I think it funny, enlightenment understand these things from the spiritual point of view.

And by the way, your dad never died, his soul departed from his temporary body, again.
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Dace, I am sorry man. I lost my Dad 16 years ago. He coughed up his stent and drown on his own blood, but I'm sure mine didn't feel anything because he'd passed out a couple times before and described it as just 'going black'.

I hope you find comfort in all the words here in your thread.

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verysadgrouphugSorry for your loss
Dace  (OP)

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My 3yr old daughter was with me...glad she didnt see it.
 Quoting: Dace


That's a major blessing man.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Yeppers....im sad though that she's so young that she'll have no detailed memories of her grandpa. I had my grandfather until i was around 30.
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He went out like Elvis....

I found him in his bathroom, a tiny half-bath barely as big as a closet.

Completely naked, heart attack on the toilet and he fell forward into a shelf 2 feet in front.....ending up with a twisted neck and a shitty ass sticking up in the air.
911 wanted me to get him flat on his back but i couldnt budge him he was so wedged between the toilet and a vanity.
 Quoting: Dace


My friends father died the same way.

Apparently its common to feel the need to go to the toilet pre heart attack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77669948


I heard the same thing from the paramedics... Now that im getting older i can look forward to freaking out whenever i feel the urge to go shit....yay. ( the more you know!)
 Quoting: Dace


Here's medically what happened to Elvis, just a link.

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

I won't embed it out of respect for you, but it did answer some questions I had about 'how'.
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So sorry for your loss.
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BRO! here for you.....

call me [email protected] @skype dot com

tell kalesie she is loved by all

swing fair my man..

i for a penny, in for a pound...
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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A couple of days ago...called and aaked if I'd get him something to eat...got to his house and found him dead and in a disturbing position..

...i is drunk atm.
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when you say "disturbing position",
was his dick higher up than his face?
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My 3yr old daughter was with me...glad she didnt see it.
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That's a major blessing man.
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Yeppers....im sad though that she's so young that she'll have no detailed memories of her grandpa. I had my grandfather until i was around 30.
 Quoting: Dace


Your kid has the DNA, those bits of ancentry and knowledge contain memory. And what's amazing is that you will see it as she grows.
Dace  (OP)

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BRO! here for you.....

call me [email protected] @skype dot com

tell kalesie she is loved by all

swing fair my man..

i for a penny, in for a pound...
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


On my phone atm, will try to get skype on my computer tomorrow.
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I'm so sorry Dace! That's awful.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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A couple of days ago...called and aaked if I'd get him something to eat...got to his house and found him dead and in a disturbing position..

...i is drunk atm.
 Quoting: Dace



when you say "disturbing position",
was his dick higher up than his face?
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Yes
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My condolences lost 5 family members and a friend in a year.hf

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Dace  (OP)

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My condolences lost 5 family members and a friend in a year.hf
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Ouch...sorry bro.
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My condolences

God bless
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So Sorry Dace Xx
Dace  (OP)

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05/26/2019 05:56 AM
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TY all, even the uncouth posters who are making me chuckle when i shouldn't be...
....gonna try to carsh now. Have a pleasant headache to look forward to tomorrow.
G'night all.
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We love you Dace. I love you man. Always been one of my faves. I can't help but laugh. Its coming from the best of hearts, its just that you've always been a funny character, and everyone of your posts have made me laugh. This isn't any different. I laugh out of love and a jolly heart. I'm tired of repeating myself and reliving the moments, but I've dealt with death too in the last few months, I'm sure you're a lot older than me, but I think we're all very old souls here on GLP. Anyways, there's nothing I can say or do to make things better, Lord knows I can't do that even for myself. But shit man, the way you described it, comedy gold. You're awesome dude. Don't let it bring you down, but then again, sorrow is good for the soul. So its better accepting it. Roll with the blows. Nothin' but love Dace.
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TY all, even the uncouth posters who are making me chuckle when i shouldn't be...
....gonna try to carsh now. Have a pleasant headache to look forward to tomorrow.
G'night all.
 Quoting: Dace


Nite
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Please don't drink. It can and will ruin your life if you give it any room. Stay strong!
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May his memory be a blessing. burn_joss_
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I'm so sorry Dace. I will keep you and your family in my prayers.
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It's what we're born for.... a type of graduation.

Be kind to yourself.

My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

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pray
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Sorry for your loss bro....

It can be difficult but you will rise stronger from it.

Words can't sum it up. But we're here for you.

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