Just broke a couple knuckles doing BMX- AMA?

Got one knuckle the size of a golf ball, skin tore up all over my arms and knees.

Went down harrrrrrrrd.

Safety gear is not only for making you appear competent.

Awwww, did you tell your mommies that you are having a terrible pain in your little girlie knuckles. I'm sure they do not care!

How about I give you something to really cry about?

Your eyes skyward as the tears fall forth in a torrent as sobs of agony expel from your wide open mouth. Who's your daddy? Huh? Who's yo daddy boy-o.

J/K bruh. Hope you get well soon. Leave the heavy bag alone for a while!!!

If it weren't for the Asperger's and booze o I would be passed out by now. Definitely fractured some Lims on this one

Had gloves, a t shirt, and black Dickies.

You know what I heard about men wearing that gear?
It will sound queer so I won't.

Knee pads....Like the glory hole doesn't have them.
Elbow pads...for when one end isn't enough.

We go about our normal lives being careful

Do you know how far you can push the limits?

My bike can go about 15° of the pavement without skidding out at 30 mph. Free agent 11 inch rise freecoaster, tensioners, rear brake only.

Anything further than that, I pay for it with blood. But racing is my life, literally, I love going fast.

Exactly that gear only weights u down and gets you shot at

Holy fuck I'm not going to the Dr.... But I got landscaping to do tmrw.

Pain is indescribable, you guys cannot imagine. Like I placed my hand into a vice grips

Not everyone is born with a common sense gene.

I can imagine. 3 weeks ago I had a dream about a large wolf getting close to me and I went to kick it away from me. well I actually kicked the wall and the tip of my large toe took all the impact. I woke up in a low level scream state. the pain was incredible. 3 weeks later and it still hurts...

I believe u. Had a random dream, 2 weeks ago. a young bill Clinton hurrying thru a crowd. I stopped him to say "dude this country was the best I can remember when you were President".

He looks over and says "?" Can't remember.


Woke up babbling non-stop for a good 30 seconds.


U have a ton of energy while dreaming.

broken hand wont just get better. yore gonna have to goto the doctor