HAWK-03
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06/15/2019 01:42 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship!!! AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed. Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, “Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!” His team, the Lil’ Padres, attempted to hoist him up on their shoulders in celebration of their great victory over the favored Tiny Tigers, but were unable to pick up the large 230-pound man. Fake News/news/man-identifying-6-year-old-crushes-game-winning-homer-tee-ball-championship?fbclid=IwAR3nKp8C_Z6oQ6bdgyk9jlT6bIRJ2Tr83EGmAQ6K2FJSv5J_I44UrmHHXXE Pickle Suprise! |
Anonymous Coward
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06/15/2019 01:53 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship!!! Uh, Babylon Bee story. Satire.
Fake News/news/man-identifying-6-year-old-crushes-game-winning-homer-tee-ball-championship/ |
Torchie
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06/15/2019 01:56 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship!!! the man is not fake news he is a gelding who believes he is a filly untying the shoelaces of the internet one post at a time
love tastes best from teal buckets
go GIT in your STALL!
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Anonymous Coward
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06/15/2019 01:59 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship!!! Ima idenify asa wizzard pretty soon.
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HAWK-03
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06/15/2019 02:07 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship!!! Uh, Babylon Bee story. Satire.
Fake News/news/man-identifying-6-year-old-crushes-game-winning-homer-tee-ball-championship/
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76956127 No shit... but its the funniest thing I have read in weeks.  Pickle Suprise! |
