You are NOTHING but a schilly overpaid hag.
Mistranslations? Greek? Aramaic (Kol Nidre)?
How many different versions are out there?
Written by people who never even met Christ?

There are similar legends in cultures, and languages,
that predate those in the Bible, notably Egyptian.

How many more billion people must die by the hands of bloodthirsty,
misguided fools, JUST LIKE YOU, claiming to know their god's truth?