I do need help with this kosher stuff.
I saw the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile at the store once
and I parked right next to it hoping someone would
show up to clear up my confusion. I was hungry
and hoping they had some free samples.
Pretty soon a bearded guy showed up wearing a funny hat,
looked at my VW Bus, shook his head and said nothing is free.
Before I could tell him the good news of Christ
and free stuff he slammed the door and drove away.
My baloney has a first name, it's Shishka.