Can Mayor Pete Buttplug close the gape in the polls between him and Biden?

I think Buttpirate is pulling up from behind.

He can't even fill the gaps in the streets of South Bend.

Oh really? I do hope he erects a fierce campaign and finishes on top instead of the bottom. Right now it is just like one big foam party and I can't see who will be leading the parade.

He wants to nuke gun owners.

No, he will come from behind, and win.

I'm going to wait till at least the swimsuit competition before I give the full depth and thrust of my support to Mayor Pete Buttplug.

Has a nice ring to it.

Pardon me but Mr Buttplug identifies as a 30-something gay male candidate for the Demonrats

I agree, it taint even a question

By the low numbers at the box office for Rocketman and Bohemian Rapsady, I'm going with no. The fag fest is over.

Thanks for the idea. If Buttplug indeed rockets in the polls I will start calling him Rocket Man

Pete Ballgag vs Joe Joe Japedo.
There can only be one

Some of these comments...

Joe Bicuriousden

I think it’s Mayor Peter’s husband who is gaping.

This is a hard question. I do see some "tongue-in-cheeks" responses.

Yea. LOL.

Although since a pro-homo agenda has ties to ancient history when homosexuality, bisexuality and pedophilia were common, it's actually now no laughing matter.


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Although I've never cared for the GLBT agenda, the reaction of "hey, I've known some friendly people in my family or among colleagues, friends, neighbors who are gay" actually has caused more naivete and less disgust than appropriate. The reason? After learning that growing permissiveness about homosexuality seems to be a gateway to pedophilia, I now realize "hate" is a good thing.


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I will only come for Buttplug if he changes his gender and race. Just taking caulk up your anus is not good enough anymore. No white males, period!

The gape is getting smaller but is still fairly wide. Mayor Pete Buttplug is basically a hotdog down the hallway that is the Demonrat presidential race.

I predict the gape will narrow, but eventually the gape will spread wide open once things heat up and Buttplug and Biden will be excited for the finish.

Dems won't be running any White Males.
You need to pay attention.

But who cares--they won't be winning again in our lifetime.

Pete Buttpirate was voted "too gay", to be the Grand Marshall of the Gay Pride Parade.

Buttpirate wants Stacey Abrams as his "token" running mate. (in her case, two token running mates)

I think if mayor Peter is going to have a chance to catch up to Biden, he's going to have to increase the speed of his thrust. At present hes moving around touring at a regular pace, but he's not really hitting the bullseye. He seemed like he was close not too long ago, but then an awkward exchange decreased his poll girth.

If he wants to win hes got to be slick. He needs to be as slick and smooth as canola oil, or Crisco. Like lots of Crisco . He's going to have to put the petal to the medal, turn on his fleshlight to see doen the darker roads, and start burning rubber like there is no tomorrow.

With Biden down, but not out, Mayor Peter must begin pounding at once. He must show up every single day with focus and renewed stamina. He must not be a jerk off behind closed doors.

Further, he must be willing to pound Biden and Bernie's asses so hard in the debates that Kamala and Corey get scared and drop out of the race. The only way they're dropping out is if Mayor Peter starts pounding so much ass, and even show he's unafraid of a an ass pounding himself, that they realize Pete is the wokest. He needs to come out strong. His time has come, and he must blow loads of competition out of the water. We need to see his weapon of mass destruction video on live tv and have proof that Pete is more than a farm boy who chokes chickens for fun.

He has a thick, rock hard chance here. He must not blow it, or he is screwed.