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Message Subject Freddie Mercury - Time Waits For No One - Previously unreleased track
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I never liked 'Another One Bites The Dust'. Then, when I was on a Union contract negotiations trip I got dragged to a strip bar. This stripper came out to the song, and although she was fucking hot as hell I couldn't help but think 'WTF? Who strips to this?'

She proceeded to give the most amazing performance I've ever seen (not that I frequent strip bars often). Not trashy - a real fucking sexy, talented performance. Like from that movie 'Striptease' with Demi Moore.

Later when she went around offering private dances, I accepted. Went back into the little room, and I told her I just wanted to tell her what an amazing performance she gave and I didn't even want a private dance. I didn't hit on her at all. I just wanted her to know that I enjoyed her performance. We chatted for a few minutes, that's all. I gave her a break from the horny, pawing losers for a few minutes.

When we left she ran halfway across the bar to give me a hug and tell me how much she enjoyed the 'private dance' - which made me look like a total Chad in front of the other Union guys, which was pretty awesome. That was my first contract negotiation trip but I got huge props from the other guys for that. God knows what they thought happened, but I wasn't shutting down any speculation.

Totally changed how I think about that song. I can't hear it without thinking about her performance.
 
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