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Need a ladyfriend

 
MissCleo

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06/20/2019 10:00 PM

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Yay.
I have a boyfriend!!!
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eekers,

Are you going to give Mr. Mormon a shot?

Maybe he won't be into weird kink?

Anyway...maybe you'll start a crazy ass thread one of these days real soon? The one with the cop vids was a lot of fun!

Take care, eekers...It was good seeing you again! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


thanks! good seeing you too

i might start one soon. just need some inspiration lol

Last Edited by eekers on 06/20/2019 10:02 PM
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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06/20/2019 10:03 PM

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Yay.
I have a boyfriend!!!
 Quoting: MissCleo


congrats!!

smile_kiss
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
The Deplorable wwwyzzerdd

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Uhhh. Draw me one of them cards. I mean I know it's the worse in the deck, but humor me. : )

Last Edited by For you, I'm awake. on 06/20/2019 10:05 PM
Rev. 13:10 - He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword.
Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.

You could have won a Porsche.

Trump: MAGA since 2016.
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06/20/2019 10:09 PM
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...


you have to upgrade your account. Trinity just set up payment so you can contact because you don't have enough karma to upgrade.

unless you want to put your email or phone number on here. but that would guarantee lots of people would send you dick pic and other crazy stuff.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Yeah... I know...don’t want to post that here
 Quoting: Alkalurops


Then how do you propose communications should take place?

Is telepathy a skill of yours?
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


ME, ME ME ME!!
I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS
*crying*
 Quoting: Bat


Is OP telepathic, Bat?
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Yay.
I have a boyfriend!!!
 Quoting: MissCleo


You better brush up on the ole telepathy, Miss Cleo chuckle
MissCleo

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06/20/2019 10:12 PM

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Yay.
I have a boyfriend!!!
 Quoting: MissCleo


You better brush up on the ole telepathy, Miss Cleo chuckle
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


LOL.

I'm hesitant to give out my contact info.
I've seen bad things happen on this forum to people who do. And I've had a couple of bad contacts... it's a scary world.

I don't think he knows how to upgrade.
MissCleo

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06/20/2019 10:14 PM

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Uhhh. Draw me one of them cards. I mean I know it's the worse in the deck, but humor me. : )
 Quoting: The Deplorable wwwyzzerdd


5 of Cups.
A man stands in a black cape with 3 spilled cups at his feet. And 2 full cups behind him.
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06/20/2019 10:16 PM
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Re: Need a ladyfriend
Yay.
I have a boyfriend!!!
 Quoting: MissCleo


You better brush up on the ole telepathy, Miss Cleo chuckle
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


LOL.

I'm hesitant to give out my contact info.
I've seen bad things happen on this forum to people who do. And I've had a couple of bad contacts... it's a scary world.

I don't think he knows how to upgrade.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Yeah, there are a lot of creepy people on here, thats for sure. You can never be too careful.

We will walk OP through the upgrade so he can get a star. If he's not willing to spend 12 bucks, then that is a red flag.
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06/20/2019 10:17 PM
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I have a home. Masters degree...live alone
 Quoting: Alkalurops


Ok. so you've never been married... or you buried her in the backyard?
Why are you alone?
 Quoting: MissCleo

Yes I’ve been married...divorced
 Quoting: Alkalurops



You should turn it around and start asking the questions.

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06/20/2019 10:18 PM
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That's interesting,.. I think. Unsure of the meaning, but cool. Thanks.

Last Edited by For you, I'm awake. on 06/20/2019 10:23 PM
Rev. 13:10 - He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword.
Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.

You could have won a Porsche.

Trump: MAGA since 2016.
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06/20/2019 10:18 PM
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Re: Need a ladyfriend
See hoe
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06/20/2019 10:20 PM
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Re: Need a ladyfriend
Yay.
I have a boyfriend!!!
 Quoting: MissCleo


Very smooth, lady.
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06/20/2019 10:21 PM
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I’m a nice lady but as they say there are no women on the Internet. Telepathy works for me.

Did you people just run off a math teacher? He wasnt your math teacher. You didn’t need to be like that.
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06/20/2019 10:22 PM
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I’m a nice lady but as they say there are no women on the Internet. Telepathy works for me.

Did you people just run off a math teacher? He wasnt your math teacher. You didn’t need to be like that.
 Quoting: Polkahonkus


lolsign
MissCleo

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06/20/2019 10:23 PM

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From another thread:

A friend of mine posed the following interesting question. I wondered how the glp audience would respond:

A popular university psychology professor offered an exercise to his students each semester just before the final exam. In this offer he emailed each student the choice that they could accept a 2 point extra credit addition to their final exam score or they could accept a 6 point addition.

The hitch to the offer was, that if more than 10% of the class chose the 6 point offer, none of the class would receive any extra credit points.

It turned out that over a period of several years enough students in each class justified to themselves their need or desire or right to those 6 points, that not once in those years did those choosing 6 points fall in number below the 10% required for any in the class to receive extra credit points.

1st variant

The teacher then devised an interesting variant on the exercise, which made it possible for a student to choose 0 extra credit points. For each student choosing 0 points, 1 person, randomly selected, would be eliminated from the group choosing 6 points, losing everything.

From that point on almost half of the classes qualified under the original requirement that required less than 10% of the class to opt for 6 points in order for all of the students to receive the extra credit points they selected. It even accomplished this at times with no one choosing the 0 point option.
 Quoting: Alkalurops


Now I have a math headache.
MissCleo

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06/20/2019 10:24 PM

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I’m a nice lady but as they say there are no women on the Internet. Telepathy works for me.

Did you people just run off a math teacher? He wasnt your math teacher. You didn’t need to be like that.
 Quoting: Polkahonkus


He ran off all on his own.
He'll be back. They always come back.
And you can be his ladyfriend too.
Q33

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06/20/2019 10:24 PM
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vodka5
MissCleo

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06/20/2019 10:25 PM

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Re: Need a ladyfriend
Yay.
I have a boyfriend!!!
 Quoting: MissCleo


Very smooth, lady.
 Quoting: pool


Right.
Notching lipstick case now.
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06/20/2019 10:26 PM
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vodka5
 Quoting: Q33


Be a sweetheart and upgrade the OP so that a love story may begin.
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06/20/2019 10:28 PM
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vodka5
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Long time no see friend.I was Kek Winged Hussar before I become Gaude Mater Polonia.Q33 has entered the scene !

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06/20/2019 10:29 PM
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Re: Need a ladyfriend
Yay.
I have a boyfriend!!!
 Quoting: MissCleo


You better brush up on the ole telepathy, Miss Cleo chuckle
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


LOL.

I'm hesitant to give out my contact info.
I've seen bad things happen on this forum to people who do. And I've had a couple of bad contacts... it's a scary world.

I don't think he knows how to upgrade.
 Quoting: MissCleo


wowey You probably had scum like Zakk sending you dik pix and stalking your ass...am I right?
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vodka5
 Quoting: Q33


Long time no see friend.I was Kek Winged Hussar before I become Gaude Mater Polonia.Q33 has entered the scene !

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Gaude Mater Polonia


LOL i can't believe you dun changed your name KEK

Good to see you again
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vodka5
 Quoting: Q33


Long time no see friend.I was Kek Winged Hussar before I become Gaude Mater Polonia.Q33 has entered the scene !

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Gaude Mater Polonia


I remember you. Welcome back!
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vodka5
 Quoting: Q33


Long time no see friend.I was Kek Winged Hussar before I become Gaude Mater Polonia.Q33 has entered the scene !

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Gaude Mater Polonia


LOL i can't believe you dun changed your name KEK

Good to see you again
 Quoting: Q33


Gaude Mater Polonia means Rejoice mother Poland

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)] I can have another name but I'm still Winged hussar inside :)
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vodka5
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Long time no see friend.I was Kek Winged Hussar before I become Gaude Mater Polonia.Q33 has entered the scene !

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 Quoting: Gaude Mater Polonia


KEK! HOW THE HELL ARE YA, MAN?

Long time, man!

The last time we talked, you needed cigarettes but the fkn cigarette place was closed...you had to wait three or four hours for it to open.

Did you finally get your smokes, man/

smoking1
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vodka5
 Quoting: Q33


Long time no see friend.I was Kek Winged Hussar before I become Gaude Mater Polonia.Q33 has entered the scene !

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Gaude Mater Polonia


LOL i can't believe you dun changed your name KEK

Good to see you again
 Quoting: Q33


Gaude Mater Polonia means Rejoice mother Poland

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)] I can have another name but I'm still Winged hussar inside :)
 Quoting: Gaude Mater Polonia


Oh God yes i love Poland

Polish everything!!!
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vodka5
 Quoting: Q33


Long time no see friend.I was Kek Winged Hussar before I become Gaude Mater Polonia.Q33 has entered the scene !

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Gaude Mater Polonia


KEK! HOW THE HELL ARE YA, MAN?

Long time, man!

The last time we talked, you needed cigarettes but the fkn cigarette place was closed...you had to wait three or four hours for it to open.

Did you finally get your smokes, man/

smoking1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


Yea I did smoking1 But I have to made decision if I want to poison myself with cigarretes or to give up them for better health.I smoke too much
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06/20/2019 10:35 PM
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What a funny thread.

Maybe Glp needs a dating area...
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06/20/2019 10:37 PM
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I’m older...could use a woman friend. Contact me if you are sincere and would like to talk.
 Quoting: Alkalurops


No you don't. We just complicate your life and you complicate ours. A friend? I say that means you plan to sleep with your friend?? Good luck.

Last Edited by nutmeg on 06/20/2019 10:39 PM





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