WTF!?! Cat Pisses On My Bike Tires. What To Do?

Marking his territory

First thing you should do is, write a f*cking thread about it.

An illegal will take it off your hands.

you give him his bike. that shit is his now fair and square

You ever pop a wheelie on it?

or waffle stomp it's head?

Hi Jeff, are you mad that I pissed on your house?

Because I did.

No video

I found this rep!y on a forum about this problem:

"I like to urinate in my shoes. It cures that cat pee smell right away. It gives my shoes a nice musty man stink kind of smell"

Someone suggested vinegar, another said Fabreeze is a cat repellant.

Seriously, mad over pee on tires from a cat. More important things in life.

so you're gonna cover up cat pee with your pee?

Get him fixed and or hang your bike up on hooks.

You're a dull girl sweetie....

EXTREMELY. considering my cat and i don't piss all over the house.

Smartest cat ever...gets the hooman to mark his territory for him and it's miles bigger than he could walk and pee on alone.

My dog pisses on everything

burn your house down

I'm going to burn Jeff's house down for him to fix the problem.

You should loan him to me, he can get my cat.

Right

Be like liquid version of 2 pets no cup

Buy a solar fence charger. Wrap a loop around your bike tire. Make sure to put a piece of plastic wood or rubber under the tire to prevent grounding. Problem WILL be solved.

I almost forgot the most important part ......please video that shit!

The Chinatown option is easier....

lol i dunno, htat already looked pretty liquid-y

step 1: Drink a whole pot of coffee and eat a handful of asparagus undercooked. Set up a live trap with some tuna fish packed in oil, not water, pussys like the oil, when you got the pissing perpetrator, take it to the bike, preferably in a public place in full view of this particular cats peers., point at the tire....

step 2: Then piss all over that cat. Make sure your not near a playground or you will be on a lifetime sex offender list. Also make sure to not shake more than 3 times or you are standing over a cat playing with yourself in public. Release piss soaked feline to live with his shame, shunned by his friends and family as a marked kitty.

step 3: Profit!

Cats don’t like the smell of citrus, though if it’s really intent on pissing you off even that won’t stop it