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I believe that Jesus Christ will be giving out bonuses to some Christians when we get to heaven

 
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I believe that Jesus Christ will be giving out bonuses to some Christians when we get to heaven
Matthew 6:20 But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
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Revelation 3:18 I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see.
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I hope some of my treasure has THC in it.

Last Edited by Disfigured Stick Figure on 06/26/2019 01:23 PM
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Re: I believe that Jesus Christ will be giving out bonuses to some Christians when we get to heaven
The movie Alien (1979) did mention the bonus situation



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I hope some of my treasure has THC in it.
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Cool

There will be many herbs and spices in the Garden

And some magic mushrooms also

Lol
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Re: I believe that Jesus Christ will be giving out bonuses to some Christians when we get to heaven
Guess you forgot to read Revelation 21.
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Re: I believe that Jesus Christ will be giving out bonuses to some Christians when we get to heaven
Except you are not going to heaven.
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Re: I believe that Jesus Christ will be giving out bonuses to some Christians when we get to heaven
Guess you forgot to read Revelation 21.
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Except you are not going to heaven.
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I want to know about the Jesus bonus situation
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Re: I believe that Jesus Christ will be giving out bonuses to some Christians when we get to heaven
The movie Alien (1979) did mention the bonus situation



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Stupid greedy corporations. I'm glad in the end they lost a gazillion dollars worth of resources and their industrial ship.
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The movie Alien (1979) did mention the bonus situation



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Stupid greedy corporations. I'm glad in the end they lost a gazillion dollars worth of resources and their industrial ship.
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The crew was expendable
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Re: I believe that Jesus Christ will be giving out bonuses to some Christians when we get to heaven
I believe you to be wrong.

St. Matthew 20:1 For the kingdom of heaven is like unto a man that is an householder, which went out early in the morning to hire labourers into his vineyard.
St. Matthew 20:2 And when he had agreed with the labourers for a penny a day, he sent them into his vineyard.
St. Matthew 20:3 And he went out about the third hour, and saw others standing idle in the marketplace,
St. Matthew 20:4 And said unto them; Go ye also into the vineyard, and whatsoever is right I will give you. And they went their way.
St. Matthew 20:5 Again he went out about the sixth and ninth hour, and did likewise.
St. Matthew 20:6 And about the eleventh hour he went out, and found others standing idle, and saith unto them, Why stand ye here all the day idle?
St. Matthew 20:7 They say unto him, Because no man hath hired us. He saith unto them, Go ye also into the vineyard; and whatsoever is right, that shall ye receive.
St. Matthew 20:8 So when even was come, the lord of the vineyard saith unto his steward, Call the labourers, and give them their hire, beginning from the last unto the first.
St. Matthew 20:9 And when they came that were hired about the eleventh hour, they received every man a penny.
St. Matthew 20:10 But when the first came, they supposed that they should have received more; and they likewise received every man a penny.
St. Matthew 20:11 And when they had received it, they murmured against the goodman of the house,
St. Matthew 20:12 Saying, These last have wrought but one hour, and thou hast made them equal unto us, which have borne the burden and heat of the day.
St. Matthew 20:13 But he answered one of them, and said, Friend, I do thee no wrong: didst not thou agree with me for a penny?
St. Matthew 20:14 Take that thine is, and go thy way: I will give unto this last, even as unto thee.
St. Matthew 20:15 Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own? Is thine eye evil, because I am good?
St. Matthew 20:16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.
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I believe you to be wrong.

St. Matthew 20:1 For the kingdom of heaven is like unto a man that is an householder, which went out early in the morning to hire labourers into his vineyard.
St. Matthew 20:2 And when he had agreed with the labourers for a penny a day, he sent them into his vineyard.
St. Matthew 20:3 And he went out about the third hour, and saw others standing idle in the marketplace,
St. Matthew 20:4 And said unto them; Go ye also into the vineyard, and whatsoever is right I will give you. And they went their way.
St. Matthew 20:5 Again he went out about the sixth and ninth hour, and did likewise.
St. Matthew 20:6 And about the eleventh hour he went out, and found others standing idle, and saith unto them, Why stand ye here all the day idle?
St. Matthew 20:7 They say unto him, Because no man hath hired us. He saith unto them, Go ye also into the vineyard; and whatsoever is right, that shall ye receive.
St. Matthew 20:8 So when even was come, the lord of the vineyard saith unto his steward, Call the labourers, and give them their hire, beginning from the last unto the first.
St. Matthew 20:9 And when they came that were hired about the eleventh hour, they received every man a penny.
St. Matthew 20:10 But when the first came, they supposed that they should have received more; and they likewise received every man a penny.
St. Matthew 20:11 And when they had received it, they murmured against the goodman of the house,
St. Matthew 20:12 Saying, These last have wrought but one hour, and thou hast made them equal unto us, which have borne the burden and heat of the day.
St. Matthew 20:13 But he answered one of them, and said, Friend, I do thee no wrong: didst not thou agree with me for a penny?
St. Matthew 20:14 Take that thine is, and go thy way: I will give unto this last, even as unto thee.
St. Matthew 20:15 Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own? Is thine eye evil, because I am good?
St. Matthew 20:16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.
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We'll see about that





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