CONTEST CLOSED (AWARDS APPLIED NOW!) ANNUAL 4TH OF JULY CAPTION CONTEST TODAY! Win 1 of 2 Free GLP 1-Month memberships!

"All the chicks will dig these pics of my huge nuts"

You went full beaver. Never go full beaver.


Even the Russian squirrels were spying on your emails.


You made kitten step in a shit thread.


Doom break!


...my router returned from its trip the days of dial up.

Last Edited by TlvmmCpoft on 07/04/2019 05:36 PM

LOVE THAT ONE! TOO CUTE!


O'sCookie

SUPER GOOD! Glad you got your server back, kiddo!

Russian squirrels, now THAT'S good! :lol1:


O'sCookie

That caption refers to multiple threads that were super-pinned
concerning some very strange "emergency" meetings world-wide,
Cabinet Members (like Sec. of State) being air-borne at one
point and the FLOTUS going up in a jet...lots of very odd
movement detected, but NO CAUSE announced so far. Could
have been some prediction of global quakes coming up not sure!



MOST EXCELLENT! I have to say, I'm a little worried...
but I AM HAPPY, listening to that old Bobby McFerrin tune!


[link to youtu.be (secure)]

Bobby McFerrin sang this up-beat tune years ago.
NOT INTO HIS POLITICS--JUST LOVED THE TUNE!

Here is a good link to stay abreast of both spaceweather
and EARTH-NEWS (that link would be at the drop-sidebar
menu on the left when you click in.)

[link to earthboppin.net]

STAY SAFE EVERYONE...EYES OPEN--NO FEAR!!!


O'sCookie

Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 07/04/2019 06:36 PM

Dang it! We lost our green pin for the contest!

Uh oh...



Probably clearing the board for MORE EMERGENCY
THREADS about the quakes and stuff...


O'sCookie

Hit the pin request. I tried, but it will not allow another green pin. It says that it was pinned within the last 6 hours.
"This thread has already been pinned using karma within the last 6 hours. Please try again later."

Last Edited by NOLAangel on 07/04/2019 06:43 PM

:Smiley Bump:

OK, don't need to win but you guys know I love mind stretching activities for great doom breaks.

Here's my stab at this head shot of pet squirrel...

"Yeah, that's right! I got it made in the shade!! Because there ARE some people out there who eat my kind."

<thinking of that dude caught at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport trying to import several pounds of African rat meat recently.>

OK, and my stab at the cute kitty pic...

"Don't laugh at me! It's true, if I stand up on my hind legs then it won't hurt as bad when the big shake happens and the floor goes 90 degrees tilt."



Last Edited by Deplorable Zenobia on 07/04/2019 07:17 PM

Another one for the fun of it.


The humans call it fireworks, but it sounds like WWIII to me.

My stab at the squirrel with the camera-

"Getting ready for my next gig...AOC just hired me to go to the border with her for her next photo shoot."

Hey everyone wanna see my beev




I'mma take a photo of it before she puts it away




nope not looking
don't want to see her beev



FFS : That's the last family gathering I'm going to


_ _ _





my star goes nova on the 7th

Last Edited by Still-Here on 07/04/2019 09:52 PM

EXCELLENT! I love connecting the smilies as a story!

So cute! Thanks...really enjoyed that!


O'sCookie

There ya go! :lol1:


O'sCookie

SO TRUE! ... And that reminds me!

THANK YOU NOLAANGLE FOR THIS IDEA:


PLEASE DON'T LEAVE YOUR PETS "OUT IN THE WIND"
ON THE 4TH OF JULY! THEY LOOK TO YOU FOR PROTECTION
AND CARE!




HEALTH ALERT! HEALTH ALERT!

EVERYONE WHO HAS LITTLE FUR PEOPLE/PETS...
PLEASE BE SURE YOUR ANIMALS ARE CONFINED IN A
QUIET, SAFE PLACE THIS EVENING AS THE FIREWORKS
GET UNDER WAY.

IF YOU CHECK YOUR LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY/ANIMAL CONTROL
...THE 4TH OF JULY IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST DAYS OF
THE YEAR (BESIDES NEW YEARS EVE) WHEN PETS GO MISSING
--MANY OF THEM BECOMING DISORIENTED AFTER BEING
ALARMED....BY FIREWORKS!

PLEASE THINK ABOUT YOUR ANIMALS TONIGHT AND WE MAY
SAVE AT LEAST ONE PRECIOUS LIFE.

THANK YOU! O'sCookie

EWWWWWWW....

I'll leave this one up...but let's PLEASE keep
the captions "clean"...we are slipping down a
slippery slope here!

Thanks!

O'sCookie

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE YOUR PETS "OUT IN THE WIND"
ON THE 4TH OF JULY! THEY LOOK TO YOU FOR PROTECTION
AND CARE!

Now that's a cute one! lol!

Love that pic!


O'sCookie

CUTE!!!

Thanks!

O'sCookie

That's o.k. I think people are really busy tonight
and don't have time to enter the contest anyways.

Thanks tho!


O'sCookie

After 30 days
as a GLP member

Last Edited by Force King on 07/05/2019 01:12 AM

GREEN KARMA WINNER! Thanks LOUIS!!!

OUR 2ND GREEN KARMA/UPGRADED MEMBER WINNER!

GREAT JOB! I REALLY LOVED THIS!

O'sCookie

HERE IS OUR 3RD GREEN KARMA WINNER/UPGRADED MEMBER:

ZENOBIA!!!

:July4th:

CONGRATULATIONS ZENOBIA!