Drunk Florida Man Reportedly Urinates in Front of Villagers at Gator’s Dockside

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"Lady Lake police said in the arrest affidavit that 34-year-old Stephen Fish was “arguing with customers and causing a disturbance” at the Gator’s Dockside in the Spanish Springs Town Square of The Villages.

The manager told him to leave, but he refused.

Police were called, and they found Fish “visibly intoxicated,” with “bloodshot eyes, slurred speech” and the distinct odor of alcohol coming from his breath. He was “stumbling and unsteady on his feet,” the report states.

Several customers told police that Fish was “urinating on a light pole, in plain view of patrons.”

Police told him to leave, and that if he came back he would be trespassing."