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I think my cats defective

 
LittleMe
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07/13/2019 07:49 AM

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Re: I think my cats defective
Doesnt really do anything, laziest thing on the planet...
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thefuckcat
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Just get down with it!
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lmao
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07/13/2019 07:49 AM
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Re: I think my cats defective
Doesnt really do anything, laziest thing on the planet...
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Perhaps just a o2 sensor...
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I see what you did there... P0420 much?
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07/13/2019 11:36 AM
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Re: I think my cats defective
Fever? Be careful with the word lazy, maybe sick.
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He's 9 months old. He plays hard... I was making jest that cats dont really do a whole lot...
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07/13/2019 11:44 AM
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Re: I think my cats defective
I actually got him to fetch a small rattle ball. The best time for him is when I take a large pinch of cat nip, rub it really hard in my hands and then rub him down.
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Yes ma’am
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anonymous coward
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07/13/2019 11:48 AM
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Re: I think my cats defective
Well since you noticed, tonight he will chew your eyeballs out.
Tangy

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07/14/2019 07:17 AM
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tgmorekitties
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07/14/2019 09:30 PM
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Doesnt really do anything, laziest thing on the planet...
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U HAVE A 'ZEN' CAT..ENJOY IT AND 'NOTICE' WHEN IT IS DIFFERENT!
silvervega

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07/14/2019 09:41 PM

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Re: I think my cats defective
My cat thing or at least one of them,do [link to explore.org (secure)] this
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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07/14/2019 10:40 PM
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Doesnt really do anything, laziest thing on the planet...
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:thefuckcat:
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LOL
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07/14/2019 11:08 PM
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Re: I think my cats defective
It's a matter of perspective...

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10/08/2019 02:58 PM
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Re: I think my cats defective
Bring the syringe.
wolfcat

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10/08/2019 03:33 PM
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Re: I think my cats defective
Big Cats: Lions, Tigers, Leopards, from which our domestic mini purrfect killing machines are genetically borne,sleep 16-20 hrs a day....AND THEY have to HUNT and KILL to SURVIVE !

Our LITTLE MASTERS only kill for sport, as we provide them with food and entertainment...."Watch the tall lanky thing try and appease us...ENDLESSLY"

Being the ultimate creatures of leisure. Quickly they are bored with "our" attempts to placate them and return to what they instinctually "know" ...16-20 hrs sleep 4 hrs play..or "practice murder" as it really is.

If you "think" your cat is lazy, perhaps a playmate of kind would make them less so...Though keep the lazy thought in the forefront of your mind...when it is you who are the target of
"practice murder".....Heheheheheheh!

Enjoy your living masterpiece for as long, and all you can. Too soon will be the day,you will put their bowl away and your home, will only be a house, empty of their play...

I hope that never is your fate,...It is WE who are graced by their presence in our lives ...not the reverse

Wolfcat
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Re: I think my cats defective
Cats are curious people... commies and big industry don't need cats near their activities.





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