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Rumors of Strange Creatures Abound in Basrah, Iraq

 
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Rumors of Strange Creatures Abound in Basrah, Iraq
[link to www.iraqslogger.com]

(with grainy pix of critter in question)

"For over a month now, people in Basrah have been circulating rumors about a “strange,” bear-like deadly creature that attacks people at night with its strong claws. Locals in rural areas around Basrah claim it has killed three people and injured six others, and that it usually pounces on its victims as they are sleeping outdoors during hot summer nights, when electric power outages are common. Farmers at Garmat Ali, Abu Skheer, Jisr and Shikhatta were so alarmed, they assigned guarding duties at night to prevent its attacks, the Nahrain website and Radio Sawa reported last week.

Eventually, several animals were caught or killed – up to 28, locals claimed – and cell phone videos of them were published on Iraqi websites and forums. The dead creatures look like honey badgers, compact but vicious omnivores that typically consume insects and small animals.


“It looks like a dog, but its head looks like that of a bear,” said Nazar. “It has short hands and 15-cm-long claws, long hair, a penis like a man’s, and it only moves around at night.”

They have two habits that make them particularly scary: First, as they favor honey over other food, their skin is thick and loose to ward off bee stings. So if you try to catch it, it can "turn around" in its own skin and bite you. Second, if cornered, it will try to go for the scrotum; it can't jump very high and consequently they go for the most vulnerable accessible area.

In short, this is a no-nonsense predator.
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07/07/2007 01:37 AM
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scream THE BOOGEY MAN!!!!!

OK folks run along now nothing to see here..
Miracles happen, not in opposition to Nature, but in opposition to what we know of Nature.
-St. Augustine
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07/07/2007 01:38 AM
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pretty gruesome animal i guess.
Miracles happen, not in opposition to Nature, but in opposition to what we know of Nature.
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07/07/2007 01:48 AM
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Yeah, you don't earn a handle like "The Muncher" for being a Pooh-Bear.

Mebbe he's just looking for a matching sack ? Creepy.
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07/07/2007 02:19 AM
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Re: Rumors of Strange Creatures Abound in Basrah, Iraq
Those are honey badgers.
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07/07/2007 02:21 AM
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it is a mutated badger it was the chem trails that mutated it
life is what you make it and what you think doesnt matter in this world
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07/07/2007 10:25 AM

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bump
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07/07/2007 10:31 AM
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lol this creature is running around killing people at night and survivors mainly just notice the human-like penis.
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chupacabra
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." William Shakespeare
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Re: Rumors of Strange Creatures Abound in Basrah, Iraq
Manticore??
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07/07/2007 10:41 AM
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drawing of chupacabra

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07/07/2007 10:47 AM
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I looked at the photos. It looks like a badger.
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." William Shakespeare
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07/07/2007 10:50 AM
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When you open the gates of hell anything can happen
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07/07/2007 11:15 AM
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looks like a three toed sloth to me
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07/07/2007 11:17 AM
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lens flare
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wtf
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07/07/2007 12:15 PM
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Bigfoot!
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Sounds like the depleted uranium is finally doing the trick. Already mutated humans so why not the animals turn ....
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07/07/2007 12:23 PM
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