Just performed my first exorcism, AMA

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Just performed my first exorcism, AMA
Plato Offer Upgrade User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Just performed my first exorcism, AMA If you have inquiries as to my method or are curious about the story. Basically administered holistic medicine, banishing ritual, burnt sage, cloves, tobacco, some other resinous wood, positive vibes. My neighbor she has been a real bitch lately. I kind of got sick of it so I did a spell on her. 10 minutes later she suffered memory loss and disorientation. This was only an hour ago, I am still monitoring her behavior. This is legit. Idk what I did. I effected her in some way. I think her curse or whatever, is binded. sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.

Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA Blinded by the light. Holy shit I've never felt this powerful before. Is this what it's like to become a full blown alchemist? sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71375455 United States 07/20/2019 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA You excorcised the goo from your organ for the first time? Millions do this everyday we now have porn in our pockets. You're not an alchemist just working with a mix of actresses, dolts, and invisible friends.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77168451 United States 07/20/2019 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA
Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA No I'm a 30 yr old man I didn't just discover my ability to ejaculate. This is bigger than puberty folks. Its possible I'm a powerful wizard like Walt Disney or Hitler Last Edited by Plato on 07/20/2019 12:35 AM sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76753454 Japan 07/20/2019 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA How did you find out that she suffered memory loss and disorientation?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77168451 United States 07/20/2019 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA No I'm a 30 yr old man I didn't just discover my ability to ejaculate. This is bigger than puberty folks. Its possible I'm a powerful wizard like Walt Disney or Hitler Quoting: Plato he said wizard I’m dyin ova here
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76753454 Japan 07/20/2019 12:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA No I'm a 30 yr old man I didn't just discover my ability to ejaculate. This is bigger than puberty folks. Its possible I'm a powerful wizard like Walt Disney or Hitler Quoting: Plato he said wizard I’m dyin ova here Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77168451 Did he get to you also?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77168451 United States 07/20/2019 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA
Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 12:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA How did you find out that she suffered memory loss and disorientation? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76753454 She accepted the spiritual work of her own free will and participated while I led the session. Went upstairs to her apartment, came back. She couldn't remember the events of the past 30 min. Who ate my cheeseburger? Plus other eerie questions, like hello I just watched you eat your burger. You've been upstairs. The smell? We burnt some sage, it smelled like ass in here. sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA You could supplement "wizard" for "douchelord" and honestly I dont care I'm frankly a bit creeped out rn. Notice I didn't log out? Kinda want the credibility later for being able to do this. sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77168451 United States 07/20/2019 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA And....then????
Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA Well the results were short lived we have a powerful demon on our hands folks. Won't be surprised if the paranormal shit around the house escalates, now that it knows I know it has her. sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77813737 United States 07/20/2019 12:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA "Exorcism" is the casting out of demons. Sounds more like you did the opposite.
Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 12:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA I definitely pissed the demon off. She's all drunk in our kitchen, talking to herself, telling shut up, all this kinda stuff. This poor woman is afflicted. Now I am turning to the forum for advice, Since I clearly fucked this exorcism up what is advisable from here? If a person is in the room she acts quasi normal. It's when she's alone and you can hear her from an adjacent room, making demonic voices. Btw, I understand Italian and Latin. Its neither. sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77168451 United States 07/20/2019 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA Well the results were short lived we have a powerful demon on our hands folks. Won't be surprised if the paranormal shit around the house escalates, now that it knows I know it has her. Quoting: Plato That’s what I’m talkin bout whoop them paranormal shithawks Mr Lehey
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47375966 United States 07/20/2019 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA I definitely pissed the demon off. She's all drunk in our kitchen, talking to herself, telling shut up, all this kinda stuff. This poor woman is afflicted. Now I am turning to the forum for advice, Since I clearly fucked this exorcism up what is advisable from here? If a person is in the room she acts quasi normal. It's when she's alone and you can hear her from an adjacent room, making demonic voices. Btw, I understand Italian and Latin. Its neither. Quoting: Plato Looks like you challenged 8451 to a duel by posting here. Good luck.
Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 12:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA If this was anyone else's thread there would have been some "Christian" trolls up in here With a deluge of scripture to hide away my bad words But since I haven't used any, and pretty sure I'm not a dark magician..... they are absent. Notice that? Not like I'm popular. It has to do with the overall vibe. sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA I definitely pissed the demon off. She's all drunk in our kitchen, talking to herself, telling shut up, all this kinda stuff. This poor woman is afflicted. Now I am turning to the forum for advice, Since I clearly fucked this exorcism up what is advisable from here? If a person is in the room she acts quasi normal. It's when she's alone and you can hear her from an adjacent room, making demonic voices. Btw, I understand Italian and Latin. Its neither. Quoting: Plato Looks like you challenged 8451 to a duel by posting here. Good luck. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47375966 8451, that's my Tulpa I created from my pubic hair and ball sweat. He gets feisty sometimes. sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77168451 United States 07/20/2019 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA I definitely pissed the demon off. She's all drunk in our kitchen, talking to herself, telling shut up, all this kinda stuff. This poor woman is afflicted. Now I am turning to the forum for advice, Since I clearly fucked this exorcism up what is advisable from here? If a person is in the room she acts quasi normal. It's when she's alone and you can hear her from an adjacent room, making demonic voices. Btw, I understand Italian and Latin. Its neither. Quoting: Plato Most likely speaking nephilem huh yeah you got yourself some class38 demons right there better use garlic and hash browns for next go around, it’s gonna come for you you know that right?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77813737 United States 07/20/2019 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA Now I am turning to the forum for advice, Since I clearly fucked this exorcism up what is advisable from here? Quoting: Plato You used paganism and demonic magic instead of the Name of Jesus Christ. Don't do anything more, because you plainly aren't the right person for the job.
Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA I definitely pissed the demon off. She's all drunk in our kitchen, talking to herself, telling shut up, all this kinda stuff. This poor woman is afflicted. Now I am turning to the forum for advice, Since I clearly fucked this exorcism up what is advisable from here? If a person is in the room she acts quasi normal. It's when she's alone and you can hear her from an adjacent room, making demonic voices. Btw, I understand Italian and Latin. Its neither. Quoting: Plato Most likely speaking nephilem huh yeah you got yourself some class38 demons right there better use garlic and hash browns for next go around, it’s gonna come for you you know that right? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77168451 Ok I'm gonna need a nephilim dictionary then. Class 38? Pfaff. I think I can handle it. I'm over 9000 bitch. Garlic, check. Hash browns no problem, just peeling taters as we speak. If it comes for me, I cum in its face and chant led zeppelin lyrics till the vile creature departs from this realm sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77168451 United States 07/20/2019 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77168451 United States 07/20/2019 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77168451
Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA Now I am turning to the forum for advice, Since I clearly fucked this exorcism up what is advisable from here? Quoting: Plato You used paganism and demonic magic instead of the Name of Jesus Christ. Don't do anything more, because you plainly aren't the right person for the job. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77813737 Would you believe that if the bible told you to worship a guy named Thadeus McPenisToucher Instead of Jesus of Nazareth? Demons dont care about that lowly desk clerk. That's why I told it I work for LUCIFER. then it shut the fuck up real quick. sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77168451 United States 07/20/2019 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA Please tell me you are serious

Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 01:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA Serious as a chest piece Thread: I tattooed "LUCIFER" on my chest and nothing bad happened. sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77168451 United States 07/20/2019 01:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA
Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 01:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA 8451 I hereby command you to join my legion of Harry Potter wizards which banish evil and talk hella smack against all the haterssssss Last Edited by Plato on 07/20/2019 01:09 AM sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77168451 United States 07/20/2019 01:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA The debil he says
Plato (OP) User ID: 77134059 United States 07/20/2019 01:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Just performed my first exorcism, AMA Use that one it takes up more space sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus.
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