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What age do you give your kid a phone? Curious what you guys think?

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/23/2019 12:50 AM
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Re: What age do you give your kid a phone? Curious what you guys think?
Embed a communication chip into brain at birth.

I mean, it's coming.
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07/23/2019 12:57 AM
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13 flip phone , 18 smart phone
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In theory. I can here the complaining I’d listen to for 5 long years.
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07/23/2019 01:00 AM
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13 years old. They have to earn it though with good grades and chores and if they don’t get it done, no phone. Also, they need to contribute a portion of their money to the bill so they understand that it’s not free. If their grades slip, phone goes away.

Lastly, they cannot ‘go to bed’ with it in the bedroom. Got to be charging in kitchen or downstairs.

I agree with the “social outcast” post I just read. I hate to admit it. These parents that give their kids phones when the kids are 8 FK it for the non phone kids who do get looked down on.

Tough call OP. Wish society was different but it is what it is.
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I like this. I’m just terrified of a 13 year old on that thing.
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If you are having kids in this technocracy, the government/corporate already owns them. Give them a smartphone at birth. They are the system's chattel property, not yours. If you want them to be fully programmed and operational in the system, you need to have them plugged in before they are walking. Welldone btw on spawning new souls into this.
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Hey grumpy guy, I didn’t give birth to them. I agree wouldn’t bring a kitten into this world let alone a child.
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07/23/2019 01:04 AM
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Re: What age do you give your kid a phone? Curious what you guys think?
Give your kid a phone?

Yup, it's old fashioned but a household landline is a viable option to allow for emergencies while at home as well as stay in contact with their friends. Cellphones are for kids who can pay for them and prepaid phone at that. If they aren't 18, they cannot sign the contract and it teaches them to pay first/credit never.

Or if you want to raise a self entitled snowflake, go add a line to your plan and buy them the super cool cancer protector cover and some condoms.

Only you know your kid and how respectful, helpful and responsible they are.
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