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FT. LAUDERDALE WATER SUPPLY LITERALLY BEING SUSTAINED BY A TREE STUMP

 
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FT. LAUDERDALE WATER SUPPLY LITERALLY BEING SUSTAINED BY A TREE STUMP
We had a broken water main by executive airport a few days ago and THIS is how they fixed it?

Holy Shit!!!!!!

Fort Lauderdale wasn’t going out on a limb when it stuffed a tree part into a hole in a water pipe last week to keep the city’s water flowing.

Faced with a damaged water pipe that threatened to cut off the city’s water supply, officials used a tree part —limb, branch or trunk they’re not saying — to plug the hole a contractor had drilled into the pipe. Once the plug was in place, the pipe and tree part were encased in concrete.

[link to www.sun-sentinel.com (secure)]
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Seems legit
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I think it's time to sell the condo and get the fuck out.

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Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poloi' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”

If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.

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can wait 3 months for the government to get us the part we need, or can just use this wood right here.
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This is a time honored tradition...it works well!

Wood is also used to plug holes in the bottom of boats.

You can easily carve the wood to match the hole & push it in...the water makes the wood swell and seal the hole even better.

It's temporary...but works very well!
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BUT..... BRAWNDO GOT ELECTROLYTES?
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This is a time honored tradition...it works well!

Wood is also used to plug holes in the bottom of boats.

You can easily carve the wood to match the hole & push it in...the water makes the wood swell and seal the hole even better.

It's temporary...but works very well!
 Quoting: Mental Case


so they say...

fingers crossed.
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poloi' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”

If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.

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looks like they went out on a limb to repair that pipe
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Holy shit...that is like caveman retarded behavior there. Time for FL to sink into the ocean.
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I think it's time to sell the condo and get the fuck out.

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It's a hellhole I'm right down the street from the stupid airport and all you get is traffic cancer power lines the criminally inclined and $150,000 a year law enforcement it's a joke.

Swat for pot while rape and burglary sky rocket.
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I think it's time to sell the condo and get the fuck out.

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It's a hellhole I'm right down the street from the stupid airport and all you get is traffic cancer power lines the criminally inclined and $150,000 a year law enforcement it's a joke.

Swat for pot while rape and burglary sky rocket.
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Ft Lauderdale Int or executive airport?
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poloi' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”

If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.

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We had a broken water main by executive airport a few days ago and THIS is how they fixed it?

Holy Shit!!!!!!

Fort Lauderdale wasn’t going out on a limb when it stuffed a tree part into a hole in a water pipe last week to keep the city’s water flowing.

Faced with a damaged water pipe that threatened to cut off the city’s water supply, officials used a tree part —limb, branch or trunk they’re not saying — to plug the hole a contractor had drilled into the pipe. Once the plug was in place, the pipe and tree part were encased in concrete.

[link to www.sun-sentinel.com (secure)]
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Obummer promised soo very much infrastructure and not even a pothole fixed...(then tried to turn us into a Banana Republic with his 2nd term)...Trump 2020.
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looks like they went out on a limb to repair that pipe

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So they didn't LEAVE the population high and dry :D
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looks like they went out on a limb to repair that pipe

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So they didn't LEAVE the population high and dry :D
 Quoting: Mental Case


They only had TREE options, and they thought this WOOD be the best one.
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They only had TREE options, and they thought this WOOD be the best one.

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Now y'r being a sap lmao

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I was just thinking where has tricky been with all the fun Florida threads!!!

hf
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I think it's time to sell the condo and get the fuck out.

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 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


It's a hellhole I'm right down the street from the stupid airport and all you get is traffic cancer power lines the criminally inclined and $150,000 a year law enforcement it's a joke.

Swat for pot while rape and burglary sky rocket.
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Ft Lauderdale Int or executive airport?
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Executive. Near Rosas Pizza/subway on nw 31 and cypress creek road.
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I was just thinking where has tricky been with all the fun Florida threads!!!

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He's busy getting to the root of the problem.
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I was just thinking where has tricky been with all the fun Florida threads!!!

hf
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looks like this place was comedy central last night with all of the 'one liners'

so much talent in one room can't believe i missed it.

yeah sloane fl is just a fun filled place!!!
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poloi' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”

If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.

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It's still yellow, just like Israel.
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Holy shit...that is like caveman retarded behavior there. Time for FL to sink into the ocean.
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Ano1 No it's practical engineering. Besides which it's only temporary.
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Must sue 2 sub-contactors; that pipe looks like it is 80, I mean 95 or is it 115 years old?

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Is there piss in the water, why is it yellow?
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:brilliant:
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I couldn't read the article, website kept crashing my browser - but the fix they used sounds pretty retarded. You can go to most plumbing supply places & buy a temporary coupling sleeve for most diameters of pipe. You wrap it around the burst or cracked pipe & tighten metal securing straps. Then you send a night crew to replace the segment of pipe. Sounds like half-assery at it's finest.
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:brilliant:
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The Eastern Shore peeps keep dumping their crap in the valley. Time is close. Now LaudieDootie is pumping golden showers?
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I couldn't read the article, website kept crashing my browser - but the fix they used sounds pretty retarded. You can go to most plumbing supply places & buy a temporary coupling sleeve for most diameters of pipe. You wrap it around the burst or cracked pipe & tighten metal securing straps. Then you send a night crew to replace the segment of pipe. Sounds like half-assery at it's finest.
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Its a 48" pipe, that keeps crumbling the patches or is it?
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I think it's time to sell the condo and get the fuck out.

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It's a hellhole I'm right down the street from the stupid airport and all you get is traffic cancer power lines the criminally inclined and $150,000 a year law enforcement it's a joke.

Swat for pot while rape and burglary sky rocket.
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Only 14 out of 30 Cities and Towns they control presently. Pompano Beach pays them like 53% of all taxes & now they be running school Ops for Federal $$$.





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