Changing your quantum vibration frequency to allow interdimensional travel

Every possibility, every dimension, all time future and past coincides within the same space. The only thing that really separates it all is the frequency of quantum vibration.

So how to adjust your quantum vibration frequency to allow interdimensional travel? Well, how do you change the vibration frequency of a guitar string? You simply add or remove tension.

Then, how to add or remove "tension" on a quantum or spiritual level? Quiet meditation? Chanting a mantra? Astral projection? Death metal?

Maybe accessing every possibility within a given dimension (the rich you, the famous you, the Hugh Hefner you) is more of a volume adjustment. And maybe hopping to a completely different dimension altogether (where pizza slices order people) is more of a frequency adjustment.

Maybe the key is...next time you're lucid dreaming, find the black box. Open it, you'll find a simple control panel consisting of only two knobs. One for volume, and one for frequency. Adjust as you please, then close the box. When you wake up from the lucid dream, you'll be in a whole new world.

IDK. But I kinda feel like I'm onto something. But I can't quite put the pieces of the puzzle together. Help me out here if you can. Let's solve this with GLP groupthink.