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Woman bitten in the FACE by an OCTOPUS!!

 
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vote gets reasonable......

bump for strange humor
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snap
Yin and yang is never ending because if it did so would everything.....
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08/08/2019 12:19 PM
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I once saw a hippie chick pick up big turtle and kiss it all over its face.
The turtle proceeded to bite a chunk of meat out of her top lip and she must now have a scar like a cleft lip was repaired.
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08/08/2019 12:23 PM

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It gets better... she sees herself as tough, so she waits 3 days to go to the hospital, only after her throat closes up.

I have to share space on this planet with people like this??!!
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Sheesh! That’s the kind of stupid you’re born with. She may have scars. What an idiot!
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08/08/2019 12:24 PM
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is this the lady who was on the US soccer team?
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08/08/2019 12:27 PM
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Darwin Award winner, category Octopus kissing.
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I once saw a hippie chick pick up big turtle and kiss it all over its face.
The turtle proceeded to bite a chunk of meat out of her top lip and she must now have a scar like a cleft lip was repaired.
 Quoting: Steamer


Who taught these chicks... I mean who didn’t teach these chicks you don’t put wild animals up to your face? I specifically remember my grandma telling me not to pet a turtle around it’s mouth. She said it will hurt and the turtle won’t let go until it thunders. Lol but I have never been turtle bit!

These women’s idiocy astounds me, didn’t they have friends to say “ Hey, stop, don’t be an ass!” ?

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Darwin Award winner, category Octopus kissing.
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Good thing Mr. Octopus wasn't black.......5a
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My mom caught one while on a fishing boat. She said it chased her until the crew got it overboard.
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lol6
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08/08/2019 12:37 PM
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cant view the site if your in the EU

please post the article here
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^This^

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THIS
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08/08/2019 12:40 PM

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Re: Woman bitten in the FACE by an OCTOPUS!!
from the octopus point of view,
she was going to eat it.
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08/08/2019 12:43 PM
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kissing an octopus is a bad idea. I've caught them bare handed before..got to keep the beak away from you..it's powerful. Got a billion little hickeys on my arm every time. They wrap around you
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08/08/2019 12:46 PM
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Re: Woman bitten in the FACE by an OCTOPUS!!
Them Octupus will inherit the earth as the next sentient beings, being such smart little beasts already (check out vids about them, they really are!).

Not that that doesn't stop us from eating them.. or trying to use them as.. hats?

Uh.
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clappa
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08/08/2019 01:31 PM
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Octopussy
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hesright
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08/08/2019 01:32 PM
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:snap:
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Dam Son.
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cant view the site if your in the EU

please post the article here
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^This^

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THIS
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Wait, WTF do they think they're protecting you from?
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I can't watch that video :(

We treat animals so poorly, there will be some sort of reckoning for it, methinks.
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hesright
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Re: Woman bitten in the FACE by an OCTOPUS!!
Interesting, I was at our local aquarium today, Cairns, Great Barrier Reef and I was talking to one of the employees about octopus. He confirmed that they have NO DNA relatives on Earth. He told me several stories about their intelligence and also told me that they have 9 Brains and 3 Hearts! WOW!
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I did not know that. Amazing!
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08/08/2019 02:21 PM
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Good.stupid bitch deserved it
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Interesting, I was at our local aquarium today, Cairns, Great Barrier Reef and I was talking to one of the employees about octopus. He confirmed that they have NO DNA relatives on Earth. He told me several stories about their intelligence and also told me that they have 9 Brains and 3 Hearts! WOW!
 Quoting: Ozicell


I did not know that. Amazing!
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They’re alien .super intelligent .shouldnt be eaten
Same for cuttle fish
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08/08/2019 02:34 PM
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Should be illegal to kill octopus and dolphins and crows. Cats too. They show hyper intelligence.
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Re: Woman bitten in the FACE by an OCTOPUS!!
Interesting, I was at our local aquarium today, Cairns, Great Barrier Reef and I was talking to one of the employees about octopus. He confirmed that they have NO DNA relatives on Earth. He told me several stories about their intelligence and also told me that they have 9 Brains and 3 Hearts! WOW!
 Quoting: Ozicell


I did not know that. Amazing!
 Quoting: Ricky M


They’re alien .super intelligent .shouldnt be eaten
Same for cuttle fish
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Yeah I couldn't imagine eating them.
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Re: Woman bitten in the FACE by an OCTOPUS!!
Interesting, I was at our local aquarium today, Cairns, Great Barrier Reef and I was talking to one of the employees about octopus. He confirmed that they have NO DNA relatives on Earth. He told me several stories about their intelligence and also told me that they have 9 Brains and 3 Hearts! WOW!
 Quoting: Ozicell


I did not know that. Amazing!
 Quoting: Ricky M


They’re alien .super intelligent .shouldnt be eaten
Same for cuttle fish
 Quoting: BAT


Yeah I couldn't imagine eating them.
 Quoting: Ricky M


They look nothing like food anyway.
They are probably aliens, what with their inherent slime devil intelligence.
I've seen some amazing octopi vids over the years.
These creatures are truly smart. Smarter than many people.
Smarter than any leftist, that's for sure.
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You can't make this stuff up!

How on earth would you ever think this is a good idea?

For a photo contest too!

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The octopus thought it was going to be eaten! A great white land shark!
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Re: Woman bitten in the FACE by an OCTOPUS!!
I didn't watch the video, bit if an octopus bites you, and you are a human, you deserved it. Period.





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