Several months ago I went to buy some glassware at a lab supply store to work on some distilling. While I was looking at some flasks 3 bearded venuses walked up to the shelf. I didn't know what to think, they were short, fat, purple haired, women I supposed, with beards. They must've tragically misinterpreted the gender principle in alchemy. Then, during checkout, I got stuck between them all in line. It was truly horrifying.