Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!! GLP's Winners Club Thread .. and rewindzzzzzz

pro tips

use your lightsabre in the dark to find your keys.


the most efficient way to maintain your lawn is to burn it with fire.

waterslide is the most efficient form of travel.

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hey def...

cars=love
lawns=love
waterslides=love

sex on wheels
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The drive position should allow you to easily and comfortably turn around and look over your right shoulder..

If you need to drive in reverse for an extended amount of time..adjust

Before driving in reverse, make sure your mirrors are also properly adjusted .. the mirrors should give you a full field of view.

As a final precaution, fasten your seatbelt before performing any kind of driving maneuver, including driving in reverse.

driving=sex

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"How to Drive a Car in Reverse Gear"

our glorious leader,Sargent Dan,riding around in his yellow submarine appeared on the news tonight.

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I stopped watching the news decades ago, about the same time I stopped being a democrat.

had a sub on YT who played that instrument.

obviously banned.

cant find him,munsoned internet.

i was having dinner with my mother.foul expletives @ volume 11 ensued...from both of us

bonding

I have a lot to say to my mom, but I have to wait for her to pass over.

have a peaceful day and night.

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eta. Very nice music...enjoyed your picks.

Vaguely remember that vid, lmao, you've got a great memory.

How will you be after this life?

frozen in carbonite.

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original thought .. that's what we do!!

My last post was supposed to go here. Don't even know how that happened except to say maybe it's too early for me to function well?


I don't watch TV or the news haven't my whole life but I'm in a living arrangement with someone who does. That is all. But when any of the politicos speak, I have to go out of ear shot. And my influence of being a non watcher has influenced the watcher and cut the TV viewing time way down. Way way. We even went a day without turning to the evening news.

The show watched is gun smoke or Wells Fargo or grit or bat Masterson or the Texan. Etc.

Yeehaw. Love me some western tv viewing.

I hope you aren't in pain today Pool, or that it's manageable if so?

nuno is my favorite guitarist,extreme is my favorite band [the 3 piece],the singer?..has an ok studio voice.

i thought at the time nuno was the best,turns out he wasnt even the best player in his household.his older brother was his guitar hero.

in 1992 they were poised to be one of the biggest bands in the world.album tour with 2 number 1 tracks,opening the night session at the freddy mercury tribute at wembley.one of the biggest stages of all time.

being true queen fans,they were the only band who played a queen medley,which made their record company furious.

the next tour was under promoted.i saw them in australia in 1993 in a venue of maybe 2500.3 sides,their 3rd album went nowhere.one of the greatest albums nobody heard.

nunos cruel legacy is he is known for more than words.probably the most bog standard tune in his repertoire...though recently he is being recognized as the guy who carried the torch after eddie.

after 1993 MTV went acoustic,rock was dead.the end.



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Love it. Possibly love you too?


. I love a good mystery.

TV's make great 2nd monitors.
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since I can't use the kitchen sink, I've decided to lick the plates and silverware clean before putting them in the dishwasher.

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Best way . Rewind approved. :

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Being a guy I like to see how much the dishwasher likes to eat. It is supposed to clean the dishes, not me.

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