Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!! GLP's Winners Club Thread .. and rewindzzzzzz

I like the camera on my old phone better. I think the pictures were better posting. these ones change to much from phone to here...

Granola. I'm jealous of your skilz, what's your recipe?

Ughhhh

Gorgeous!!!! You are a tulip whisperer!!!

This is the reason I trust nothing!

4 cups old fashioned whole oats, with cup of syrup and one cup of oil Basic recipe cook ten minutes at preheated oven 350 stir and bake 15 more minutes. add cinnamon or nutmeg

I have used maple syrup. It is very good. Mostly, I make my own syrup. This is apple syrup, I always use butter in place of oil in everything. I added a cup of raisins and pecans. I have added walnuts, apple chunks and blueberries, at time and other dried fruits besides raisons and darn, I could have put pumpkin seeds and or sunflowers and i have flax seed. all those things are very good in it. i added more nutmeg then cinnamon.

You guyesss, have pity for my tummy.... :(

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Seems appropriate!

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Hmmm ... none of those ... I take the night off ... go to my fave motel and spend the night alone.

More cabbage soup?

Oh, my ... I want to be like you!

ewe no, chicken salad with very little sauce on it.

Yummy, chicken salad!!!

That looks ok... but yeah pity. You should sauté an Avocado and give that bag to Boris.

I’m just pissed! The fellas wanted hamburgers cooked on the grill and ho made French fries. So I go to the store to get whiskey and come back and they’re still binging flash, so I have to set up the grill, clean and refill the fryer. Assemble the French fry cutter...... w hole their fat assing it in the living room. Ima make them wait a long time then ban them from my office. Turn off my phone and get really high and work until the sun comes up then sleep all day and they can cook their own food tomorrow!

Oh my gott!!! I’m losing my ever f*cking cool...... these guys are.... tarded!!!!

If the knife has something dried on it... scrape it off!!! I just watched the least tarded of the two. Stand and use probably 5 gal of water for 5 whole minutes.... brushing it with a brush..... I think I’m possibly stressed out a bit....

I was like, use some dish soap or get a different knife out of the drawer! All this and I don’t even know why he was trying to wash it! They’ve never once even filled the dishwasher!!! SMH!!!!

Omgottt the most tarded of the two comes in “ your gonna make fries?”

I said yeah, I need to strain that oil first, we only used it once. He starts picking up the fryer and swirling it and shaking it..... I’m like WTAF!!!! So then I say, “ well, I guess I won’t be straining that! Let’s just fill it up fresh....
if dinner doesn’t get over soon, ima kill them both.

I'm not sure I should post this, but Mrs. says that's right and you go girl.

Edit to add: she says get extra high for her. She's with you in solidarity.

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 04/06/2021 09:02 PM

You tell her Fossy says Girl power!!! Then also but say it under your breath. Fossy says be nice!!! Lolol

You are defined, by those around you...lol...

Omgott again!!! Oh go out to check the burgers that the least tarded is cooking. They’re still raw on the inside. Some higher force kept my inner Chef Ramsey from blowing a fuse......... I just smiled and pretended I was Chef Ramsey.... a few more minutes...., a few more minutes....

Well shimmy on up here o hateful one.

Only if you make me a sammich.

We all love you, have no worries!

I can handle the ac's and their crap but you're the only person that regularly makes me cry, I despise you. I keep thinking I'll take you off ignore and you find a way to cut me. Back on ignore. You're not enlightened, you're just an asshole. And you know it! Don't kid yourself....

Last Edited by Fossy on 04/06/2021 11:30 PM

thank you sweet Louis, it's been a rough day,I'm about at my ropes end. Your kind words make me smile.