I can share a "winner story" like I like: I taught rock star how to throw pillows off the bed during sex. It took a few months but he finally grabbed a pillow and threw it...down to the foot of the bed onto long end table. I congratulated him on his adventurous move. I picked it up and handed it back to him, throw it further and see if you can release more tension and "own this bed". He threw it against the wall near a dresser about 10' away. I said wow; he said that's kinda far; I said that's where the spiders live. He jumped the fuck up and fetched.

He is just so damn hard to get rid of.