Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!! GLP's Winners Club Thread .. and rewindzzzzzz

Oh, my ... I want to be like you!

ewe no, chicken salad with very little sauce on it.

Yummy, chicken salad!!!

That looks ok... but yeah pity. You should sauté an Avocado and give that bag to Boris.

I’m just pissed! The fellas wanted hamburgers cooked on the grill and ho made French fries. So I go to the store to get whiskey and come back and they’re still binging flash, so I have to set up the grill, clean and refill the fryer. Assemble the French fry cutter...... w hole their fat assing it in the living room. Ima make them wait a long time then ban them from my office. Turn off my phone and get really high and work until the sun comes up then sleep all day and they can cook their own food tomorrow!

Oh my gott!!! I’m losing my ever f*cking cool...... these guys are.... tarded!!!!

If the knife has something dried on it... scrape it off!!! I just watched the least tarded of the two. Stand and use probably 5 gal of water for 5 whole minutes.... brushing it with a brush..... I think I’m possibly stressed out a bit....

I was like, use some dish soap or get a different knife out of the drawer! All this and I don’t even know why he was trying to wash it! They’ve never once even filled the dishwasher!!! SMH!!!!

Omgottt the most tarded of the two comes in “ your gonna make fries?”

I said yeah, I need to strain that oil first, we only used it once. He starts picking up the fryer and swirling it and shaking it..... I’m like WTAF!!!! So then I say, “ well, I guess I won’t be straining that! Let’s just fill it up fresh....
if dinner doesn’t get over soon, ima kill them both.

I'm not sure I should post this, but Mrs. says that's right and you go girl.

Edit to add: she says get extra high for her. She's with you in solidarity.

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 04/06/2021 09:02 PM

You tell her Fossy says Girl power!!! Then also but say it under your breath. Fossy says be nice!!! Lolol

You are defined, by those around you...lol...

Omgott again!!! Oh go out to check the burgers that the least tarded is cooking. They’re still raw on the inside. Some higher force kept my inner Chef Ramsey from blowing a fuse......... I just smiled and pretended I was Chef Ramsey.... a few more minutes...., a few more minutes....

Well shimmy on up here o hateful one.

Only if you make me a sammich.

We all love you, have no worries!

I can handle the ac's and their crap but you're the only person that regularly makes me cry, I despise you. I keep thinking I'll take you off ignore and you find a way to cut me. Back on ignore. You're not enlightened, you're just an asshole. And you know it! Don't kid yourself....

Last Edited by Fossy on 04/06/2021 11:30 PM

thank you sweet Louis, it's been a rough day,I'm about at my ropes end. Your kind words make me smile.

Oh, dear. Well, one day you will grow up and become an adult and not hang out with videogame playing losers who leave you alone in the kitchen. If you were my daughter these 'men' would be tossed out by their ears. Carry on though drama queen....

You better stick to your guns lovey!

It could be your monitor. I think these photos look better.

I bet you are all talk and you will cook that food tomorrow! I don't see an evil bone in you!

I'm a sucker for taking care of people too.

Fossy you are really cute when you are mad! lol

Good mornings!

It's going to be 80 degrees today, my kids already have little sun kissed faces from being outside most of the day.

I am stressing. Xinrong gave me 3 checks, 1 for rent because my dad keeps denying she gives him rent so she wants me to give it to him as proof when it's due. 2 other blank checks signed but for gas and electric because my dad is taking her mail. She's registered her accounts online but wants me to write these 2 checks for the bills this month because my dad will have her mail in his possession. I asked him if he is taking her mail and he was saying she's crazy and he doesn't touch her mailbox and the last bill she has is from December. I know who to believe, I guess she will have to pay online and I will give those checks back to her.

He's letting her beautiful plants be neglected at his condo. I'll take pictures of them when I go over to water them. He keeps telling me to not worry about the plants he doesn't care about them. He's been acting really miserable lately so I've been avoiding going around him but I have to water those plants.

the other night when I was hanging with Xinrong, she was complaining that he's crazy and I told her he had a stroke and his personality has become more difficult since then. That way I told her there is something wrong with him without telling her anything negative about him. He is more unhinged since the stroke, lost his charm and ability to manipulate as effectively as he used to. Now he's just a hot mess lol. But I think that will keep her from arguing back as much with him, that's what's been triggering him with her. She's calling him crazy to his face LOLOLOLOL. He even told me she said that to him a while ago.

Last Edited by By Owner Req on 04/07/2021 07:13 AM

Another glorious day in the zoo

:)

I will remember, have oats in the cabinet that need revitalizing!!

Thanks you!! :bighugs:

eta...I have exactly 4 cups of oats, wow. Making it now. Looking for my walnuts but def have raisins that have been soaking in whisky for 15+ years. Cool.

eta a photo, oats, pecan syrup, almonds, choc nibs, hemp seeds, raisins, cinn, alsice, cloves. butter, wow. I had exactly 2 sticks (1 c) of butter. Destiny granola.

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Does the granola bake into a big chunk and you have to break pieces off of it?

*shut up Chasity, go eat your salad and bird serving of rice.

https://imgur.com/a/zS3FCHt