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It looks good Chasity! Nutritious and flavorfull! Well done!
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lol Oh geez it only went off the rails from there, Tard1 was cooking the burgers, they weren't done, and they were cold,so He's like put them all back on the grill warm them up. 1 long minute later! "They're burning!!!!" They both come rushing to save the burgers, I accidentally knocked two off the grill because I'm beyond..... Just beyond. lolol so, I just went upstairs.

Now I bought 5lbs of burger. I knocked two off, that left like 8 burgers. I set the two aside for the dog. I came down an hour later and they were all gone except the two for the dog... they left me some fries though, which I had told them I didn't want earlier.... Long story short, I had ice cream for dinner at 11. chuckle
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wow, thats some serious inconsiderate tardations!

I'd eat the ice cream too! lol
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So I was just asked if I ate all 7 hamburgers that were left.....

Apparently Tard2's dog ate them off the counter. I didn't know she could reach it that easily. lol! I can't believe they even asked if I ate 7 hamberders!!! I'm sure the look I gave them was complete disdain... I said "I did not eat one of them" and looked down at the dog dish. which hasn't been touched.. lol
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rof

that's hilarious! Oh my got, that poor dog is probably stuffed! LOL

I'm glad the dog got to enjoy all your hard work! It was probably more appreciated by her.
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She's been eating grass today, now. LOL poor thing, this solved a mystery though. Why she won't eat her food half the time and where all the food has been going. We have surmised that the missing spaghetti was her. She ate it right out of the bowl and then the fellas put it away. lol

I'm so gagging! I'm glad I don't eat what they eat! Mr was like, so you didn't eat those 4 cups of spaghetti then... I said "when was the last time I ate that spaghetti of yours? Do I look like I ate 4 cups of spaghetti?7 hamburgers? Half a rack of ribs? 6 sausage patties? 4 biscuits and apparently all the pizza last Friday? geez! I seriously thought the fellas have been pigging out big time. I keep saying "you guys can't be hungry already!" lolol! They looked at me like I was nuts but it's because I thought they were polishing everything off! lol
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lmao Fossy. Sounds like there is more than enuf love in your house.







FU Lance, is in order.
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lmao Fossy. Sounds like there is more than enuf love in your house.







FU Lance, is in order.
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Oh dear...whatever. Squawking vaginas band together when they are lonely, single, or overwhelmed. Hmmm...haven't read that on the pages of GuLP much.
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lmao Fossy. Sounds like there is more than enuf love in your house.







FU Lance, is in order.
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I can only imagine what he wrote, something hideous I'm sure. Fortunately I don't often have to see it.


Oh, Ruby got teased for her fat belly this morning and I made them Grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch. lol I'm a real softy actually.hugs
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Does the granola bake into a big chunk and you have to break pieces off of it?

*shut up Chasity, go eat your salad and bird serving of rice.
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ohno 1rof1

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Oh, and Biden can't dress himself....
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Oh dear...whatever. <snip>
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You realize the ONLY person you can discuss is yourself.

Speaking of burnt food: ACRYLAMIDE

Dried fruits, which are rich in fiber and antioxidants, have long been promoted as healthful alternatives to fresh fruits. Now, Thomas Amrein and his associates at the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology have found acrylamide in dried fruits, a surprising finding considering that these products are dried at relatively mild temperatures instead of the high temperatures, through baking and frying, that usually produce the chemical. The study suggests that acrylamide is capable of being formed under relatively mild conditions through reactions that are not fully understood, the researchers say. Of the different dried fruits tested, the highest concentrations of the chemical were found in dried pears and prunes, they say.

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Acrylamide is found in high levels in a range of foods including breakfast cereals (not porridge), chips, potato products (such as waffles or children's potato shapes), biscuits, crackers, crispbread and crisps.


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The cure?:

Even rosemary in small quantities – in one per cent of the dough – was enough to reduce the acrylamide content significantly.

Flavonoids are another type of antioxidant found, among other things, in vegetables, chocolate and tea. Tests also showed that the addition of the flavonoids epicatechin and epigallocatechin from green tea considerably reduced the acrylamide content.
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I just bought a rosemary plant and some lavender. The first addition to my herb garden. cheer Rosemary is my favorite herb to cook with. I like to make oil from it and put it on everything. lol

You don't have to post the squawking vagina's posts for me though, sweet Pool. I keep trying to forget he's a hateful shrew.
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Does the granola bake into a big chunk and you have to break pieces off of it?

*shut up Chasity, go eat your salad and bird serving of rice.
https://imgur.com/a/zS3FCHt

 Quoting: chasity


ohno 1rof1

kittyhugs
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Is that Star Lord?? What show is that? fossy lubs star lord...
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I just drag the gif to my desktop and then insert it on imgur.

I really want to try your granola but want to hold out as long as I can eating the way I am eating. Totally take advantage of it while it lasts lol
 Quoting: chasity


small amounts for a bit of carbs and it is balanced out with nice fat. You will notice fatty foods over carb foods last longer for energy and burn off better over all.

You will totally crave carbs and this is a good thing rather then something gross with flour in it.
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Sweet potatoes are supposedly a good carb that's ok to eat in moderation on a low carb diet
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I just count calories and I always eat potatoes! I just weigh them. There isn't much difference nutritionally between sweet and regular potato just taste preference. I just don't eat pasta carbs cause I just don't care for them and I can easily eat 1000 calories of pasta, that's how much I don't like it lol. I would go for tuna noodle or mac and cheese with pasta. Oh my got, I can squeeze in 500 calories of ho made mac and cheese, that's 10 oz but I should weigh in grams but I'll let those extra calories slip in through the back door any day. But I do low fat and supplement with cod liver oil capsules. This way I can eat more. I don't have any cravings for anything and I feel satisfied from the protein. My food also digests easier this way because it's not heavy. I will have a free day of eating on my birthday since we are going out to dinner but I will still look at the menu before I go and pick something half way decent.

Oatmeal is a carb I get in too because it's low calorie. Rice isn't worth it most of the time. But potatoes are. Right now I'll avoid nuts except for walnuts for the fat, I'll eat an oz but will cut them out in a couple weeks when I lower the calories. I'm only eating 1600 calories a day now while building muscle, I'll cut the calories every couple weeks 100 daily until I get to 1300 a day. It's just to see if I can do it. I tried and got off track and now back at it, it's really hard going so low calorie while growing at the same time.
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LOL! You're so funny!
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You don't have to post the squawking vagina's posts for me though, sweet Pool. I keep trying to forget he's a hateful shrew.
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Taken care of, sorry about that!!
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Is that Star Lord?? What show is that? fossy lubs star lord...
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I think it's the office???
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I've never cooked with rosemary, I've been wanting to try it but don't know what's going to happen to the flavor if I do.

I can't even pinpoint what it tastes like in my mind, I'm sure I've had some before.

Ok so no more raisins :( I'll just eat a pixie stick for my dextrose instead :)
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Good Morning ladies and Louis- I hope you have a great day today and enjoy the weather- It is still kinda chilly here in NY but I am headed outside to de-winterize the patio's and perhaps tidy up the Tiki Bar . I did a lot of construction during lock-down last summer = More work this year, but it was worth it. I will post some pic's if anyone is interested in junk like that.
Anyway, you are all beautiful people so have a beautiful day!
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 Quoting: MAGNUS 74


Thanks dude and lassies.

It's 85 F in central Virginia today, I've had a busy day at work as I'm just beginning to migrate the printers from over 700 remote locations to a new management / print server product.

I didn't want to spend all those hundreds of thousands on it but my coworkers all overrode me so we bought it and it is so complicated they will never figure it out and it has guaranteed my employment for years.

So I guess I'm not bitching. I can spend my day, all day, working on something so complicated no one can determine if I've actually done anything and the desired end result is that no one notice I have done anything--that my changes are transparent and invisible to end users.

I mean "Come on man!"

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It looks good Chasity! Nutritious and flavorfull! Well done!
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I don't know how nutritious those green beans are but I eat 2 cans a day lol, they are delicious with salt and pepper.

I take a multivitamin just in case.

I'm only going to be eating like this for 6 weeks. Hopefully the temptations will be back by then. I've got ho made pizza in the oven for the fam, I ate my bird food and am satisfied :) I still have 1 more bird feeding left.
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Is that Star Lord?? What show is that? fossy lubs star lord...
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I think it's the office???
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The show is Parks and Recreation and yes that is Starlord before he was very famous, he was funnier when he was heavy.

Here is the pics from the Tiki bar I built last June to-July

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Crap, I got like 150 views in 5 minutes on Imgur.
So hey,... listen... Rewind, now that I am like an influencer and all that, I want you to know personally, that even-though I will probably end up giving landscaping tips to Kim and Khloe and not have much time for you guys anymore, cause of all the parties and endorsement, I will never forget your kindness. You are like family to me, especially, girl with Russian birds, Angel Girl, President lady, other girl who plants flowers, dragon chick, an old guy.
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Crap, I got like 150 views in 5 minutes on Imgur.
So hey,... listen... Rewind, now that I am like an influencer and all that, I want you to know personally, that even-though I will probably end up giving landscaping tips to Kim and Khloe and not have much time for you guys anymore, cause of all the parties and endorsement, I will never forget your kindness. You are like family to me, especially, girl with Russian birds, Angel Girl, President lady, other girl who plants flowers, dragon chick, an old guy.
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we nice lady's chopsticks

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Good Morning ladies and Louis- I hope you have a great day today and enjoy the weather- It is still kinda chilly here in NY but I am headed outside to de-winterize the patio's and perhaps tidy up the Tiki Bar . I did a lot of construction during lock-down last summer = More work this year, but it was worth it. I will post some pic's if anyone is interested in junk like that.
Anyway, you are all beautiful people so have a beautiful day!
Daisy
 Quoting: MAGNUS 74


Thanks dude and lassies.

It's 85 F in central Virginia today, I've had a busy day at work as I'm just beginning to migrate the printers from over 700 remote locations to a new management / print server product.

I didn't want to spend all those hundreds of thousands on it but my coworkers all overrode me so we bought it and it is so complicated they will never figure it out and it has guaranteed my employment for years.

So I guess I'm not bitching. I can spend my day, all day, working on something so complicated no one can determine if I've actually done anything and the desired end result is that no one notice I have done anything--that my changes are transparent and invisible to end users.

I mean "On on man!"
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cos you're the magic man kiss
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Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country,
don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy.
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Good Morning ladies and Louis- I hope you have a great day today and enjoy the weather- It is still kinda chilly here in NY but I am headed outside to de-winterize the patio's and perhaps tidy up the Tiki Bar . I did a lot of construction during lock-down last summer = More work this year, but it was worth it. I will post some pic's if anyone is interested in junk like that.
Anyway, you are all beautiful people so have a beautiful day!
Daisy
 Quoting: MAGNUS 74

lmdaisies

We’re neighbors! twirl

It’s still chilly here in CT, too ... no showers yet. I would love to see your pics. yep
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Waits for mail order tiki bar option. That looks fantastic man!!
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Meat-eaters: have claws
Herbivores: no claws
Humans: no claws

Meat-eaters: have no skin pores and perspire through the tongue
Herbivores: perspire through skin pores
Humans: perspire through skin pores

Meat-eaters: have sharp front teeth for tearing, with no flat molar teeth for grinding
Herbivores: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding
Humans: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding

Meat-eaters: have intestinal tract that is only 3 times their body length so that rapidly decaying meat can pass through quickly
Herbivores: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
Humans: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.

Meat-eaters: have strong hydrochloric acid in stomach to digest meat
Herbivores: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater
Humans: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater

Meat-eaters: salivary glands in mouth not needed to pre-digest grains and fruits.
Herbivores: well-developed salivary glands which are necessary to pre-digest grains and fruits
Humans: well-developed salivary glands, which are necessary to pre-digest, grains and fruits

Meat-eaters: have acid saliva with no enzyme ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Herbivores: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Humans: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains

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Meat-eaters: have claws
Herbivores: no claws
Humans: no claws

Meat-eaters: have no skin pores and perspire through the tongue
Herbivores: perspire through skin pores
Humans: perspire through skin pores

Meat-eaters: have sharp front teeth for tearing, with no flat molar teeth for grinding
Herbivores: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding
Humans: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding

Meat-eaters: have intestinal tract that is only 3 times their body length so that rapidly decaying meat can pass through quickly
Herbivores: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
Humans: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.

Meat-eaters: have strong hydrochloric acid in stomach to digest meat
Herbivores: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater
Humans: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater

Meat-eaters: salivary glands in mouth not needed to pre-digest grains and fruits.
Herbivores: well-developed salivary glands which are necessary to pre-digest grains and fruits
Humans: well-developed salivary glands, which are necessary to pre-digest, grains and fruits

Meat-eaters: have acid saliva with no enzyme ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Herbivores: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Humans: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains

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 Quoting: pool


HUmans no claws? You've never run into a BC cannabis industry worker. I could kill large dogs with my thumbnails used for trimming Carl.
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 Quoting: pool


lilmebravolilmebravo

Looks AWESOME!!!
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Is that Star Lord?? What show is that? fossy lubs star lord...
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I think it's the office???
 Quoting: chasity


The show is Parks and Recreation and yes that is Starlord before he was very famous, he was funnier when he was heavy.

Here is the pics from the Tiki bar I built last June to-July

https://imgur.com/a/Ked9eyQ

 Quoting: MAGNUS 74


I just thought of that too. Both shows are so dry I just accidentally jumbled them.

Pallets, that's a great idea! You can find those for free too.

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