Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts

You sure they don't mean jizz hands?

... because they're pussies and it hurts.

The anxiety they suffer from loud noises like clapping is going to make any Civil War they dream of & seem to be pushing for extremely short.

At the sound of the first gunshot 2/3 of them will dissolve into quivering anxiety-ridden globs of fearjelly.

Lol they already do but it’s not dildos it’s real cocks

That is kinda scary when thinking about it.

it's both. Also phallic vegetables and various rodents.

I agree with Jeb Bush "Please Clap" -

No, in his case it would be Jizz Hands.

Soon handshaking will be swapped to bowing towards each other.
Then talking in public will be swapped by sing language.

Laughing out loud will be replaced by silent expressions.

And then we are all just Mimes...




Socialistic democratic mimes...

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Man I've been doing jazz hands for years! Pussy ass motherfuckers gotta steal my shit...


(Btw OP 5 s and karma and all that shizz because of the thread title )

@ the title of this thread!


Liberals are such fucking dumbasses. Never ceases to amaze.

Yes, but it's not the civil war itself they're pushing for. It's national Martial Law they're really after. Since Martial Law rules were radically changed over the last some decades once national Martial Law is declared it's permanent and our Constitution is no longer in effect for as long as national Martial Law is in effect. There is literally nothing in place to ensure we'll ever get national Martial Law rescinded either. So once it is declared by any President of the United States of America it's permanent. Not a single President will pass up the chance to become the all-powerful military dictator of the Union and as such quite possibly do everything he or she can to literally rule the world with an iron fist for as long as they possibly can.

Someone will get their eyes poked out.

Wouldn't jazz hands be offensive to blind people?

all lefties have the clap.

I'm gonna be sure to douse myself with a ton of aggressive Patchouli scent when the war kicks off.

Too late
They've fought to have tampons in the mens' rooms because they're sphincter is so loose, they need the tampons to hide their anal leakage

I would call them fa$$ots but can’t say that here anymore.

What? They're faggots!

BAN SNEEZING!!!!

Jizz Hands?

no that's this motion

What next sneezing offends--so cut off your fucking nose if you can't control it!

And afterwards you have yourself a sticky situation to deal with.

Edit: I found these monsters' bus... [link to dallas.craigslist.org (secure)]

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I had him on one of my flights.....Los Angeles to Philadelphia. Nicest guy you'd ever want to meet. Showed up on the plane in his shorts and tank top! lol I loved it!

He was doing a show in Atlantic City. On the plane I asked where I could buy tickets. He took my phone number, and he called me....at home the next day! Told me where to pick up free tickets for my daughter and me. The show was a blast! We were the thinnest people there. He was so caring and sweet to those overweight.

I LOVE RICHARD!

Well at least they'll stop clapping when trying to belittle others...

Sad