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America First User ID: 77373792 United States 08/12/2019 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts Any more emasculation and they’ll be shoving dildos up their asses. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74576027 "they" get off from control---especially over men snowflakes are only happy to oblige His judgement cometh and that right soon It's Satan's time--beware the Luciferians--their goal is elimination of all except followers of Satan
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77903315 United States 08/12/2019 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts supposedly less frightening to autistic students it mystifies the deaf ones, though Quoting: beeches
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76130009 United States 08/12/2019 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts What the fuck is this shit? Clapping now offends others? Quoting: Deep1111 God dam clappers! Clapping isn't refined to hands as most stupid people would think. Clapping is the percussion made by striking two surfaces. In irony Jazz would not exist if clapping was not allowed. Urgent: Trump to target clapping control
Kilroywashere User ID: 77513747 United States 08/12/2019 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts I avoid people who make a point of doing trendy shit, especially liberal trendy shit. They're fucktards EVERY SINGLE TIME. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77350012 People Doing Trendy Shit = Sheeple
darkwolf007 User ID: 77447940 United States 08/12/2019 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts "Next on Fox4News! The Millennials who have been doing Jazz Hands in support of their much beloved Democrat Party have admitted that they can no longer operate their Clapper units. Tune in at 9PM CST as we examine why these Millennials are so stumped!" Conspiracy Theorist is nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker. A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, 'You are mad; you are not like us." -- St. Anthony The Great Social Credit Loser here.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77296045 United States 08/12/2019 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts supposedly less frightening to autistic students it mystifies the deaf ones, though Quoting: beeches Both autistic and deaf here The only thing more frightening than jazz hands is seeing people yawn on flights. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77632275 Bless your heart, I imagine that would be frightening.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48787718 United States 08/12/2019 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts This is what happens when kids don't grow up with cap guns. Now, clapping causes Post Shooting Stress Disorder to kids that have never been shot at. I guess it balances out the Pre Ejaculation Stress Disorder for homies that will never get laid either.
Ricky M Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 71504938 United States 08/12/2019 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts Turning men into Richard Simmons. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74576027 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan I had him on one of my flights.....Los Angeles to Philadelphia. Nicest guy you'd ever want to meet. Showed up on the plane in his shorts and tank top! lol I loved it! He was doing a show in Atlantic City. On the plane I asked where I could buy tickets. He took my phone number, and he called me....at home the next day! Told me where to pick up free tickets for my daughter and me. The show was a blast! We were the thinnest people there. He was so caring and sweet to those overweight. I LOVE RICHARD! Quoting: nutmeg That's really sweet!
KrapKleaner User ID: 73368021 United States 08/12/2019 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts A broken and defective humanity is the weakness and grievance that leads to socialism. Just look at that room full of genetic mistakes.
nutmeg User ID: 76388104 United States 08/12/2019 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts Turning men into Richard Simmons. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74576027 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan I had him on one of my flights.....Los Angeles to Philadelphia. Nicest guy you'd ever want to meet. Showed up on the plane in his shorts and tank top! lol I loved it! He was doing a show in Atlantic City. On the plane I asked where I could buy tickets. He took my phone number, and he called me....at home the next day! Told me where to pick up free tickets for my daughter and me. The show was a blast! We were the thinnest people there. He was so caring and sweet to those overweight. I LOVE RICHARD! Quoting: nutmeg That's really sweet! Quoting: Ricky M When my daughter and I arrived at the casino in Atlantic City, wearing our work-out gear, a lady stopped us said, "Oh...it looks like you're going to the Richard Simmons show! I tried to get tickets, but they were sold out!"
Terrebonne User ID: 77825204 United States 08/12/2019 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts . INFJ; We are the protectors.

Red John User ID: 35593480 Canada 08/12/2019 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts I thought your pussy hurts because you got the clap
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45247980 United Kingdom 08/12/2019 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts Defiantly a contender for title of the week
Dirk_Diggler User ID: 77553885 United States 08/12/2019 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts This explains it all^^^ Demoncratic Socialists at it again... Quoting: Deep1111 I was about to post this. Good shit. And they want to run this country?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77895872 United States 08/12/2019 06:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts What the fuck is this shit? Clapping now offends others? Quoting: Deep1111 they even covered this on Fox this weekend... I have seen it on the net.. probably here at GLP. Sound is primal force and this jazzing is pure BULLSHIT being forced by the libs/antichrists to as to not offend somehow the deaf... but you see deaf people FEEL the sound if they do not hear it... and many can dance to that even. So what about the blind now if they can't see the jass Hands? If we do to jazz hands how can be appreciate MUSIC... and the other sounds of GOD. Anybody that tries this one on ME is get an earful.
thinking... User ID: 77903384 United States 08/12/2019 06:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts Jizz Hands? Quoting: Phillip J. Fry no that's this motion Quoting: Red John lol If "jazz hands" are supposed to be applause then the jerk off should indicate disapproval (in place of booing which, of course, is stressful and triggering). In his poem Human Pride, Marx admits that his aim is not to improve the world, reform or revolutionize it, but simply to ruin it and enjoy it being ruined: With disdain I will throw my gauntlet full in the face of the world, And see the collapse of this pygmy giant whose fall will not stifle my ardor. Then will I wander godlike and victorious through the ruins of the world And, giving my words an active force, I will feel equal to the Creator. “Looking for consciousness in the brain is like looking in the radio for the announcer.” – Nasseim Haramein, Director of Research for the Resonance Project Normalize every aberrant behavior, bring common all deviancy and let fly the reins of morality and reason, then welcome in that utopia that liberals embrace called communism, that which most Americans with but a shard of ethic would immediately recognize as evil. Quoting: judahbenhuer
Deplorably Charlotte User ID: 76600178 United States 08/12/2019 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts I avoid people who make a point of doing trendy shit, especially liberal trendy shit. They're fucktards EVERY SINGLE TIME. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77350012 tap yer toes Occult Ritual Transformation and Coronavirus: How Mask Wearing, Hand Washing, “Social Separation” and Lockdowns Are Age-Old Occult Rituals [link to haveyenotread.com (secure)]
thinking... User ID: 77903384 United States 08/12/2019 06:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts ... Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan I had him on one of my flights.....Los Angeles to Philadelphia. Nicest guy you'd ever want to meet. Showed up on the plane in his shorts and tank top! lol I loved it! He was doing a show in Atlantic City. On the plane I asked where I could buy tickets. He took my phone number, and he called me....at home the next day! Told me where to pick up free tickets for my daughter and me. The show was a blast! We were the thinnest people there. He was so caring and sweet to those overweight. I LOVE RICHARD! Quoting: nutmeg That's really sweet! Quoting: Ricky M When my daughter and I arrived at the casino in Atlantic City, wearing our work-out gear, a lady stopped us said, "Oh...it looks like you're going to the Richard Simmons show! I tried to get tickets, but they were sold out!" Quoting: nutmeg Cool story, nutmeg. I love Richard, too. He's not some SJW tard. He's just the real deal helping obese people. In his poem Human Pride, Marx admits that his aim is not to improve the world, reform or revolutionize it, but simply to ruin it and enjoy it being ruined: With disdain I will throw my gauntlet full in the face of the world, And see the collapse of this pygmy giant whose fall will not stifle my ardor. Then will I wander godlike and victorious through the ruins of the world And, giving my words an active force, I will feel equal to the Creator. “Looking for consciousness in the brain is like looking in the radio for the announcer.” – Nasseim Haramein, Director of Research for the Resonance Project Normalize every aberrant behavior, bring common all deviancy and let fly the reins of morality and reason, then welcome in that utopia that liberals embrace called communism, that which most Americans with but a shard of ethic would immediately recognize as evil. Quoting: judahbenhuer
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77905135 United States 08/12/2019 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts supposedly less frightening to autistic students it mystifies the deaf ones, though Quoting: beeches Both autistic and deaf here The only thing more frightening than jazz hands is seeing people yawn on flights. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77632275 ThAt is funny!
Red John User ID: 35593480 Canada 08/12/2019 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts Jizz Hands? Quoting: Phillip J. Fry no that's this motion Quoting: Red John lol If "jazz hands" are supposed to be applause then the jerk off should indicate disapproval (in place of booing which, of course, is stressful and triggering). Quoting: thinking... actually people do use that motion as a "sign" of disapproval
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76579095 United States 08/12/2019 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts This explains it all^^^ Demoncratic Socialists at it again... Quoting: Deep1111 FUCK THESE PIECES OF SHIT! Their existence offends me.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76715508 United States 08/12/2019 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts And the pinko commie left still doesn't understand why they are laughed at and mocked.... It ain't cause trump. Its because they are stupid children. :spazhands:
Yo Adrian User ID: 70277750 United States 08/12/2019 06:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts (Pulls off mask)"And we would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling Qtards" Klaus S.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76779036 United States 08/12/2019 06:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts Any more emasculation and they’ll be shoving dildos up their asses. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74576027
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71013662 Sweden 08/12/2019 06:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts This explains it all^^^ Demoncratic Socialists at it again... Quoting: Deep1111 Oh nose...
Vision Thing User ID: 76647989 08/12/2019 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts supposedly less frightening to autistic students it mystifies the deaf ones, though Quoting: beeches Both autistic and deaf here The only thing more frightening than jazz hands is seeing people yawn on flights. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77632275 LOL Keep 'em coming
guitar ace User ID: 77762368 United States 08/12/2019 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts What the fuck is this shit? Clapping now offends others? Quoting: Deep1111 it's an islamic thing. [link to islamqa.info (secure)] Last Edited by guitar ace on 08/12/2019 07:06 PM Only 1 in 10,000 come for the show. [link to soundcloud.com (secure)]
MissCleo User ID: 77082640 United States 08/12/2019 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts Jazz Hands isn't teaching people positive coping skills. If we ever have a Draft we are in big trouble!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19126618 United States 08/12/2019 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts RIP To all real men, we will be dying out within 2 generations unless we really take a stand and start raising these damn kids properly..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77890047 Canada 08/12/2019 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Jazz Hands Instead Of Clapping Because My Pussy Hurts I blame it all on Homer Simpson for giving them the idea.
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