Cracked: Honest Jewelry Ad. It broke up my son and his girlfriend!

He laughed and remarked, "I love this! It's hilarious. It's so true."

She broke up with him, right then and there. So now, he's banging her hotter Tomboy roommate. And I gotta be honest, she looks at him, like my wife looks at me. Like I'm freakin' Odin!

And I think my son is smitten as well. Thanks Roger, you may have saved my son's life.