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Tiny male Jumping spiders trying to get lucky...... is the payoff really worth all that?

 
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Tiny male Jumping spiders trying to get lucky...... is the payoff really worth all that?


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Re: Tiny male Jumping spiders trying to get lucky...... is the payoff really worth all that?
I love those little guys, have bunches of them around here. hf If I put my finger half an inch from their tiny faces they just stand their ground, rear up on their haunches and dare me to try something. laugh Anything with that much guts gets my vote.
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Re: Tiny male Jumping spiders trying to get lucky...... is the payoff really worth all that?
I love those little guys, have bunches of them around here. hf If I put my finger half an inch from their tiny faces they just stand their ground, rear up on their haunches and dare me to try something. laugh Anything with that much guts gets my vote.
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Hey thanks for the heads up, should the situation arise I'm not messing with 'em.
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Maybe the female spider should rethink lowered expectations, all things considered......
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Awww the male spiders are cute and funny in their desperation to get laid. chuckle
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i am so happy i watched this.
i had no idea!
i think they are one of the smarter spider species and i treasure any that show up in my windows.
i havent seen any in a long long time, the lizards must be patrolling for them as well.
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I had to laugh when she said "jazz hands."
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I tried the same thing with a pawn shop Fender Stratocaster when I was 16, ended up like the poor spidey who got eaten.
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The expression on the girl spider: "so lame..."
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I tried to find the Alice Cooper one with the intro by Vincent Price but they all were live and sounded like crap.


I lost my apathy.
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Maybe the female spider should rethink lowered expectations, all things considered......
rolleyes
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It's a video aimed at inflating women's already over the top "princess" syndrome.

Female spider: ULTRA picky.

Male spider: Will mate with anything that moves, or doesn't move.
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Maybe the female spider should rethink lowered expectations, all things considered......
rolleyes
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It's a video aimed at inflating women's already over the top "princess" syndrome.

Female spider: ULTRA picky.

Male spider: Will mate with anything that moves, or doesn't move.
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Yeah, after two or three moves tops forget her and move on.
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Those guys can jump sure but.....but can they dance?



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How is it we inhabit the same planet with such utterly weirdly different organisms?
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She was cold as ice!
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Reminds me of this one

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How is it we inhabit the same planet with such utterly weirdly different organisms?
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It's a Genesis thingy, every species is specialized for it's role in maintaining the equilibrium of the biosphere.
"Then God said: “Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds, domestic animals and creeping animals and wild animals of the earth according to their kinds.” And it was so. And God went on to make the wild animals of the earth according to their kinds and the domestic animals according to their kinds and all the creeping animals of the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
26Then God said: “Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness, and let them have in subjection the fish of the sea and the flying creatures of the heavens and the domestic animals and all the earth and every creeping animal that is moving on the earth.” And God went on to create the man in his image, in God’s image he created him; male and female he created them. Further, God blessed them, and God said to them: “Be fruitful and become many, fill the earth and subdue it, and have in subjection the fish of the sea and the flying creatures of the heavens and every living creature that is moving on the earth.” Ge1:24

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Awww the male spiders are cute and funny in their desperation to get laid. chuckle
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Their society would be quite accepting of silicon sex robots
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The black widow eats the male after sex that way with no fathers around she get more government welfare.
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Awww the male spiders are cute and funny in their desperation to get laid. chuckle
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Their society would be quite accepting of silicon sex robots
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Yeah because that's basically what they already are.
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“Be fruitful and become many, fill the earth and subdue it, and have in subjection the fish of the sea and the flying creatures of the heavens and every living creature that is moving on the earth.” Ge1:24
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What a strange request. Is God blind, that all things must past through the hands He has made that He might see them?
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Awww the male spiders are cute and funny in their desperation to get laid. chuckle
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Their society would be quite accepting of silicon sex robots
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Yeah because that's basically what they already are.
tounge
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Going to look awfully funny as they age.

50 years old saggy with perky bresticals.
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“Be fruitful and become many, fill the earth and subdue it, and have in subjection the fish of the sea and the flying creatures of the heavens and every living creature that is moving on the earth.” Ge1:24
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What a strange request. Is God blind, that all things must past through the hands He has made that He might see them?
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Yeah ponder that for an hour.
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Males everywhere are all trying to impress some female...it's funny and sad at the same time...
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Males everywhere are all trying to impress some female...it's funny and sad at the same time...
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Yeah..... it's the perpetuation of the species thingy.
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I for one welcome the spider overlords as the new smarter species, we had a good run homo sapiens, but it's time to accept defeat graciously! 8)
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1doh1

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bricks

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yes , yes it is ... -
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I for one welcome the spider overlords as the new smarter species, we had a good run homo sapiens, but it's time to accept defeat graciously! 8)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73589486


Here's another view of man's defiance and divine rejection of man's arrogant rejection;


"I saw also an angel standing in the sun, and he cried out with a loud voice and said to all the birds that fly in midheaven: “Come here, be gathered together to the great evening meal of God, 18so that you may eat the flesh of kings and the flesh of military commanders and the flesh of strong men and the flesh of horses and of those seated on them, and the flesh of all, of freemen as well as of slaves and of small ones and great.”
19And I saw the wild beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to wage war against the one seated on the horse and against his army. 20And the wild beast was caught, and along with it the false prophet that performed in front of it the signs with which he misled those who received the mark of the wild beast and those who worship its image. While still alive, they both were hurled into the fiery lake that burns with sulfur. 21But the rest were killed off with the long sword that proceeded out of the mouth of the one seated on the horse. And all the birds were filled with their flesh." Rv19:17

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Reminds me of this one


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Absolutely fabulous.....
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Haha. That's how i do it. Utter and complete failure, though.

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