Well shit.

Time for a miracle cure. I’m going to try magnesium citrate and vitamin B12

The kids been passing glances for a while now.

Time to light the sage, look into the smoke and meet daddy’s granny. She had to play the crazy injun too.

The mysterious one has always given me just enough experience to be forewarned without being seriously injured.

Try B12. An Iranian friend told me he tried it in his second imprisonments in Tehran. He saw the light, grew his beard, said his prayers and mashallah God cleared his mind, cleaned his heart, forgave him and set him free.

B12. It’s what your poor conspiritardated brain craves.