DEATH BY TACO: Man dies after taco-eating contest at California baseball game

I never understood eating contests.

I don't believe in participation trophies, but this is America, so as far as eating goes, we're all winners.

Well, your body wasn't designed to have an eating contest. smh RIP

See yourself out

I could go for Taco Bell right now.

The man died, a hero.

The sad irony? It happened on a Tuesday.

It's those new Burger King Taco's..

It's those new Burger King Taco's..

hard shell or soft tacos, big diff?

Imagine how the poor girl felt when he keeled over while eating her taco

Last Edited by Mental Case on 08/15/2019 11:56 AM

that seems insulting?

Is this a metaphor for Mexican Cunnilingus ?

Michael Douglas got the throat cancer from munching the taco.

It was a false flag dam it. Now they will institute a world wide Taco ban. No one died and only tacos were harmed during filming. #bandeathtacosnow

Yes...Taco Shits



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Every single year at least one person dies at one of these eating contests.


A few years ago it was a 13 year old boy eating hot dogs.


Oh brother, what a world.

Had one the other night within 20 minutes of can't resist pork chops, potatos and gravy. Scared us all a bit. My helpers thought they were getting me ready for 911

(Never)
But they were really handing me stuff to manage my own code with and thanks to them and the good God, I made it.
Hurt so bad i couldn't much move or hold myself up and i couldn't see the clock straight, but had to use it to time drugs and tell if I was winning or should call the tv babies and really risk death.

I've gone numb arm before and thought "you need to fix that marcus welby..." but that was my first on heart attack and I've had enough of that! Took an hour to get stabilized.


Its not spoiled, its full of shi*.
With moslums, hindus and mexo/south Americans thats exactly right. It was known and gauranteed like your epidemics now were.
Dems import a bunch of people that don't use toilet paper or much hygeine at all and so used to eating sh*t they are immune and have them handle our peoples food. Great tactic? The not-racis gluttons are dead dude!


Very infantile? How far up your phony bagyna did you have to dig for that wholly unrelated stinker?
If "gawd" had made them with functional brains and less sunshine lazy boobaloo, maybe they would plant something instead of play their dumb helpless game you taught them for your benefit?
Did you know that if people who live off "helping the unhelpable" perpetually, tho its never done any good, would quit? Those people would go right on being those people with less other people to have to cater to, messing in their lives for an "occupation". Things for all people would actually get better?

But making a stain of misery at every opportunity over others unrelated joy and tragedy is such a failing and obvious "stinker" tactic, it just makes a shipwreck of faith. Sorry for your misery. Hope you get to feeling better?

Pray quietly for piles of unsustainable hungry hodidos and i will pray quietly for 200ft tsunamis and prayers will go out and everybody will still have a good time and think God is good too?

We are so weary of the buzzard gawd of dumb lazy and child-like foriegners? I think nature was taking its course before people wanting a helper job came along?

(I see the crooked nfps....some lgbtqp hoo in afghanistan "600 million should do it" out of our pockets....for things more goblin than human that hate US. Its so bad, maybe people will get rid of dems and lgbtqp when they realize those people are allowed to just dictate amounts and we are literally an open cash box for what God and nature did not appear to much like.

Outrageous, arrogant and entitled to your money. Thats why i hope they all do go away. No good thing for US about any of them and only blatant rank theft and abuse....while you dare not be racis.... (getting it yet? They should be destroyed, not you. Americans just have to class it up, de-porn, de-dope and de-dawg the bounty hunter and get right again. Right role models, right images, wholesome ways? They can't? Its natural for you.)


The most important part? Journalism is crap these days owing to the crop we raised before this one.


What makes you think dems are going to do anything but crap out no matter who wins?

Watch...


He failed to be racis and ate what they make without e-coli guts like they have. "Don't drink the water" has become "Don't eat the fast food" and eventually, they'll destroy the restaraunts too. The guy i know with a dinner place was in Bon Apetit' and hired hodidos as soon as they became available for his italian restaurant. I found out right there how Lgbtqp mocks their customers and only care about profits. Lots of people have lost their restaurant because the owner wanted to save all that labor money, converted staff and thought people would think it was cute. Nope. Their customers are not drug staggering street people and starbucks npcs or taco cart grape pickers and they are unforgivable for thinking so.


Well it is supposed to have a full tank light....



Thank you! Submit his name to the Guys Hall of Fame - he is surely in Valhalla!


Participation trophy caught me a sec too, but he saying he does not think prizes without merit are valid - even tho hes not into competition.

They "have an idea" but don't tell what it is. Idiots.

There was a real hot college girl from NJ who died in a pancake eating contest a few years ago.

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Yeah? Shi* in the food from moslo, hindu or mexo/so American hands?
Dump your country full of people with mediaeval hygeine and worse and fill your peoples food handling jobs with em! Faster than fentanyl!

I know a guy who used to go to every all you can events around this town...the only way to deal with him was to give him back his entry fee money and tell him to leave and never come back.

My uncle weighed 531 lbs and used to laugh at anybody who tried to out eat him and he was not laughing for himself..he was laughing about the 250 lbs guy who showed up at all eating contest. The 250 lbs guy name was Cam Dog.

Cam Dog preferred his ladies big and fat..we surmise that was because the big fat ones know how to cook. And if he see a big fat one he will fight anybody to have her for himself...we used to pretend to hustle the big fat ones and he would get murder mat at us.

Everybody is different..some guys want the whales and you end up dead if you get in their way.

You are fat.

Nah.. for eating contester this is ideal way to go... by doing stuff he loves(d)

used to drop off cam dog to fat ladies door after he won all eating contest...most likely when fat lady answer door cam dog would drop to his knees and start eating some more

fat lady would holler out...is he drunk..I answer back...what do you care, he the only one who treat you good

Your mandarin-to-english translator is really horrible, Mao Yin!


Last Edited by Timur2020 on 08/15/2019 02:02 PM

well..his toes turned black and now climbing up his legs..we don't know if it is from winning all those eating contest or maybe it from the fat lady.

doesn't matter around here really..any official explanation will be completely and thoroughly sorted out

Eating Contests are just stupid.

Unless the contestants all have the last name Kardashian.