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Mercedes-benz Canada commercial. This has to be a joke right? Right?

 
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08/15/2019 06:40 PM
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The Germans are OBVIOUSLY BEING FORCED to butcher their own goddamn prize horses.

First the retarded garbage about Volkswagens emitting to much carbon (as opposed to whom? Fucking Dodge Rams and Ford F-150s?? Are you shitting me, Mericuh?), then they went for forcing the Germans to bail out motherfucking Greece with Deutsche Bank and now Mercedes has to fucking die ...


Well, well, well, lovely imbeciles, are we still going to ignore who's behind all of this or are we gonna suck some more circumcised schmeckels??
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The Germans have been so kowtowed by the Zionists that they turned to scat porn and degradation as a means of self-flagellation. This is just more of the same.
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08/15/2019 06:46 PM
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There are so much talent in Canada.
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that is the best laugh i had today .thank you .
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Idiots! Lol. It's like they have millenials sitting around the weekly meeting that go "hey, we should appeal to this segment " (because they are programmed that it's more than what it is like everyone else) and the old exec's (also socially programmed) say fuk yeah! Do it! It will make us look like sjws!
Idiots.
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08/15/2019 06:57 PM
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God will settle this soon. I'll bet very few people here know about the Old Testament verse where He says, "I had no idea they would do this crap" (my loose translation).
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08/15/2019 06:59 PM
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The Germans are OBVIOUSLY BEING FORCED to butcher their own goddamn prize horses.

First the retarded garbage about Volkswagens emitting to much carbon (as opposed to whom? Fucking Dodge Rams and Ford F-150s?? Are you shitting me, Mericuh?)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77924069


they didn't get in trouble for emitting too much carbon, they got in trouble for emitting more carbon than they claimed.

I agree with you, but they cheated and got caught so they were made an example of.

Last Edited by nimmerfall on 08/15/2019 06:59 PM
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The Germans are OBVIOUSLY BEING FORCED to butcher their own goddamn prize horses.

First the retarded garbage about Volkswagens emitting to much carbon (as opposed to whom? Fucking Dodge Rams and Ford F-150s?? Are you shitting me, Mericuh?)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77924069


they didn't get in trouble for emitting too much carbon, they got in trouble for emitting more carbon than they claimed.

I agree with you, but they cheated and got caught so they were made an example of.
 Quoting: nimmerfall


Oh noes! Volkswagen lied about its micrograms of CO2 per liter! Calling them all back, ruining a company with 100K employees and fining them insult upon injury (when your nation only had about 1000 nuke tests f.e. these past few decades) ...

It's exactly these fucking imbecilic remarks that kill every reason, logic and morality in today's society. BUT BUT BUT, they lied!

Fucking America went into every war based on genocidal lies and nobody gave a flying fuck! Oh, noes, muh carbon emissions!
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oh for fucks sake.
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I bought a Subaru.
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08/15/2019 07:27 PM
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Members when Mercedes-Benz supported the Third Reich? Pepperidge Farms remembers...

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The Germans are OBVIOUSLY BEING FORCED to butcher their own goddamn prize horses.

First the retarded garbage about Volkswagens emitting to much carbon (as opposed to whom? Fucking Dodge Rams and Ford F-150s?? Are you shitting me, Mericuh?)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77924069


they didn't get in trouble for emitting too much carbon, they got in trouble for emitting more carbon than they claimed.

I agree with you, but they cheated and got caught so they were made an example of.
 Quoting: nimmerfall


Oh noes! Volkswagen lied about its micrograms of CO2 per liter! Calling them all back, ruining a company with 100K employees and fining them insult upon injury (when your nation only had about 1000 nuke tests f.e. these past few decades) ...

It's exactly these fucking imbecilic remarks that kill every reason, logic and morality in today's society. BUT BUT BUT, they lied!

Fucking America went into every war based on genocidal lies and nobody gave a flying fuck! Oh, noes, muh carbon emissions!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77725325


Shithead, I own a TDI and elected to fix it rather than sell it back to them as part of the buyback. I intend to drive it till the wheels fall off and honestly don't know what I'd replace it with. Obviously, I don't give a shit about its negligible emissions.

Do me a favor and calm the fuck down with your hysterics.
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08/15/2019 07:48 PM
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they can keep their nazi sleds over there.

ANYONE in North America who buys anything other than GM is a T.R.A.I.T.O.R
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GM are the traitors.

Your piece of shit lemon was built in China or Mexico buddy
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08/15/2019 07:49 PM
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I want a white Mercedes-benz
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www.mbusa.com is down.
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this would have been a better commercial / ad



Last Edited by Still-Here on 08/15/2019 07:52 PM
oh hai!
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Man, the Germans have gone full retard.
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…just like the Americans…just like the Americansstoner…lol
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The Germans are OBVIOUSLY BEING FORCED to butcher their own goddamn prize horses.

First the retarded garbage about Volkswagens emitting to much carbon (as opposed to whom? Fucking Dodge Rams and Ford F-150s?? Are you shitting me, Mericuh?)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77924069


they didn't get in trouble for emitting too much carbon, they got in trouble for emitting more carbon than they claimed.

I agree with you, but they cheated and got caught so they were made an example of.
 Quoting: nimmerfall


Oh noes! Volkswagen lied about its micrograms of CO2 per liter! Calling them all back, ruining a company with 100K employees and fining them insult upon injury (when your nation only had about 1000 nuke tests f.e. these past few decades) ...

It's exactly these fucking imbecilic remarks that kill every reason, logic and morality in today's society. BUT BUT BUT, they lied!

Fucking America went into every war based on genocidal lies and nobody gave a flying fuck! Oh, noes, muh carbon emissions!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77725325


clappa
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All these “woke” companies are losing money like it is going out of style.

Why on earth would more companies, who SHOULD be aware of Gillette’s 7 BILLION in lost revenue want to follow them down that path?
Check out this thread for important statistics which have showed (since early summer 2021) that Covid “Vaccine” is more likely to KILL YOU than save you:

Thread: COVID JAB statistically more likely to KILL YOU per official CDC DATA. You’re 3.87x more likely to die from the Pfizer vax than save your life!!
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Alrighty then.

The debate in this household is over!

Scrap purchasing a new Mercedes.

We are going for the Beemer tomorrow.

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s226
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Alrighty then.

The debate in this household is over!

Scrap purchasing a new Mercedes.

We are going for the Beemer tomorrow.

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s226
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Too late
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The last one makes clown world really come to life.
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

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Oh yeah...females with mustaches and dicks...

So hot
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Lol.......
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08/15/2019 08:28 PM
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Are they flipping serious?

Video @ link

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(I couldn't find a youtube version)
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the big question is why can't you ignore it?
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this would have been a better commercial / ad


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Totally agree.
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The Germans are OBVIOUSLY BEING FORCED to butcher their own goddamn prize horses.

First the retarded garbage about Volkswagens emitting to much carbon (as opposed to whom? Fucking Dodge Rams and Ford F-150s?? Are you shitting me, Mericuh?)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77924069


they didn't get in trouble for emitting too much carbon, they got in trouble for emitting more carbon than they claimed.

I agree with you, but they cheated and got caught so they were made an example of.
 Quoting: nimmerfall


Yet we have CHEMTRAILS OVER OUR HEADS NOW FOR 20 Years and clearly that isn't a big deal. Pathetic.
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this would have been a better commercial / ad


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:takei lol:

It's actually real, wow.

MB has a diff vid for each "color of pride" in the ghey flag.

Just search "The many colours of pride" on YT or elsewhere.

It speaks in this one around :20


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 Quoting: Fret Wiz


:takei lol:

It's actually real, wow.

MB has a diff vid for each "color of pride" in the ghey flag.

Just search "The many colours of pride" on YT or elsewhere.

It speaks in this one around :20


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Im a heterosexual binary, white caucasian, can I have a prize?
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If Gillette made a car.
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I guess they weren't selling any cars to normal people anymore so they're desperately reaching out to anyone with a driver's license. I hope Mercedes isn't going bankrupt.





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