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Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

 
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“We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”
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Wow, what a fucking liar. We should have let the Nazis keep you, Denmark.
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Hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander amirite? DJT pushed their buttons first.
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Some will say it's the New Yorker. I still think the story is amusing.

Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

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“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

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Denmark is going to install shiplap and wooden floors and flip the USA for a profit.
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Well now, that's funny. Go Denmark! Perhaps Queen Margrethe could throw in some of her theatre costumes and artwork to sweeten the deal.
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Instead of buying Greenland, we should just take it. What is Denmark going to do about it?
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Instead of buying Greenland, we should just take it. What is Denmark going to do about it?
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trumpsters gonna get all butthurt on this one.
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What the hell is Denmark gonna do with Greenland, anyway?

LOL

Trump can build casinos and golf courses there..
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Ice golfing?
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Glacier-golfing is a helluvalot more challenging than plain-old greens-golfing.

300-500 yard-long 'greens' (ice-fields) would have par at 360 for 18!

Watch yer putt go into that crevasse.. (who needs water-hazards).
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I can't wait to hear President Trump's response!
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I say we sell California.
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California? just assume the debt, you got it
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I have said before. We should allow California to secede. Then let it be invaded and turned into a worthless piece of crap and then either take it back or but it back and start again.
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trumpsters gonna get all butthurt on this one.
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Don't be so sure, as a master troll himself he just might get a giggle or two.
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The FED seriously considering it...let the Danes default...we can buy it back with a shipment of spam and blankets when shit goes tits up
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What the hell is Denmark gonna do with Greenland, anyway?

LOL

Trump can build casinos and golf courses there..
 Quoting: Grey Eagle


Ice golfing?
 Quoting: AltSwede


Glacier-golfing is a helluvalot more challenging than plain-old greens-golfing.

300-500 yard-long 'greens' (ice-fields) would have par at 360 for 18!

Watch yer putt go into that crevasse.. (who needs water-hazards).
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Went snow golfing this morning, lost every ball.
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What the hell is Denmark gonna do with Greenland, anyway?

LOL

Trump can build casinos and golf courses there..
 Quoting: Grey Eagle


Ice golfing?
 Quoting: AltSwede


Glacier-golfing is a helluvalot more challenging than plain-old greens-golfing.

300-500 yard-long 'greens' (ice-fields) would have par at 360 for 18!

Watch yer putt go into that crevasse.. (who needs water-hazards).
 Quoting: Grey Eagle


Went snow golfing this morning, lost every ball.
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rockon


A white golf ball on white snow can be difficult to spot.

First time I hear of snow Golfing.

Maybe you should send an invite to DJT see how he likes it!
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What the hell is Denmark gonna do with Greenland, anyway?

LOL

Trump can build casinos and golf courses there..
 Quoting: Grey Eagle


Ice golfing?
 Quoting: AltSwede


Glacier-golfing is a helluvalot more challenging than plain-old greens-golfing.

300-500 yard-long 'greens' (ice-fields) would have par at 360 for 18!

Watch yer putt go into that crevasse.. (who needs water-hazards).
 Quoting: Grey Eagle


Went snow golfing this morning, lost every ball.
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Fluorescent balls might help, crevasses being the exception.rockon
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If Hillary was President she would have sold it to them.
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EVERYTHING is for sale with the Clintoons.

They'd sell Chelsea for the right price.
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Some will say it's the New Yorker. I still think the story is amusing.

Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

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“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

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tomato
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is this some kind of commie insider joke?

not funny nor believable.
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They will need to negotiate with China over the remains.
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If Hillary was President she would have sold it to them.
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EVERYTHING is for sale with the Clintoons.

They'd sell Chelsea for the right price.
 Quoting: Callin


Since you brought it up here's an old Clinton joke you may not have heard

One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.''

The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.''

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir'''
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Re: Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
Some will say it's the New Yorker. I still think the story is amusing.

Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

...
“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

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tomato
 Quoting: Concorde Warrior F-BVFA


is this some kind of commie insider joke?

not funny nor believable.
 Quoting: Rosicrucian1 62152972


Someone at The New Yorker thinks they're being cute and funny.

They don't seem to realize they just look stupid.
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If Hillary was President she would have sold it to them.
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EVERYTHING is for sale with the Clintoons.

They'd sell Chelsea for the right price.
 Quoting: Callin


Since you brought it up here's an old Clinton joke you may not have heard

One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.''

The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.''

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir'''

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cruise


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trumpsters gonna get all butthurt on this one.
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What a joke.

You liberals overreact and fall for what he says every single time...especially the media. Can't believe you don't see this.
He loves to troll if you haven't noticed.

Oh, by the way....do you think he might be pretty good at making deals?

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Re: Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
Some will say it's the New Yorker. I still think the story is amusing.

Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

...
“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

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tomato
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I don’t think any country could afford to buy the US. The debt alone would crush their pocket book.

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When I tried to give part of it to Hungary, they responded with a formal statement that they were a Christian country.
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“We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”
 Quoting: Concorde Warrior F-BVFA

Wow, what a fucking liar. We should have let the Nazis keep you, Denmark.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23097243


Hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander amirite? DJT pushed their buttons first.
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"Pushed their buttons" or suggested?
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They'll need to be reminded of this someday when they get occupied by their neighbors again.
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Got Mexicans? lol mexico trump's dump 1984
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Nice one on the part of Denmark.
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Some will say it's the New Yorker. I still think the story is amusing.

Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

...
“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

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tomato
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Dear Denmark....
Send us all your money then try and get it backpoorjohnny
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Some will say it's the New Yorker. I still think the story is amusing.

Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

...
“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

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tomato
 Quoting: Concorde Warrior F-BVFA


Sold!
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knock yourself out...pretty sure you don't have the money though.





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