Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

im not a liberal you brainwashed idiot

Au moins Trump défends les frontières des USA, contrairement à Macron qui prostitue la France aux islamistes – comme en 1940, la France ne compte AUCUN patriote avec le courage de défendre la France contre les envahisseurs parasites. Ça risque encore une fois d’être les Américains qui vont avoir la fortitude de faire ce que les français sont trop lâches pour faire.

"Amusing"??? OMG, Scandinavians totally lack any sense of humor, they are megalomaniac in a sick and disgusting way.

You wannabe Nazi phaggot

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All a bit silly really.


EVERYBODY knows the British Crown owns the USA as per the sneaky little plan by the famed British Officer George Washington and his friend King George.

Just think what the outcome would of been in the Great Global War between Great Britain Vs France, Spain and the Dutch Empires that was ongoing at the time if the British Colonies hadnt played their hand and tied up 500'000 French and Allies for years.

All thanks to the two George's who immediately after both winning...signed the Jay Trade Treaty which bankrupted France who were smashed globally by the British....what a coincidence...lol lol lol!!!

This is satire, buddy.

Greenland to be served as worlds largest Slurpy?

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Warning shots across the blight er, barrel roles.

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Using your logic, it makes more sense Canada has it. I never met a Danish citizen who didn't speak English. Scandinavians speak many languages.

Nice picture!

Next time Denmark needs help...

"I'm not going to be too interested in assisting."

Yeppers...

My Dad was a little South of Denmark....

and celebrated New Year's Day 1945...

in a tent near an airbase....about dawn...


and rolled into a ditch with ice and water...


as the German Airforce tried to kill him


and the rest of the men on 16 airbases...


that were then in the process of the Destruction


of the German land forces that had attacked


in the Battle of the Bulge.

"The plan of Bodenplatte called for a surprise attack against 16 Allied air bases in Belgium, the Netherlands and France.[15] The object was to destroy or cripple as many Allied aircraft, hangars and airstrips as possible. Every fighter and fighter-bomber Geschwader (Wing) currently occupied with air defence along the Western Front was redeployed. Additional night-fighter units (Nachtjagdgeschwader) and medium bomber units (Kampfgeschwader) acted as pathfinders. The strike formations themselves were mostly single-engine Messerschmitt Bf 109 and Focke-Wulf Fw 190 fighters.[2]

Operation Bodenplatte-

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Battle of the Bulge

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Thanks Dad, for everything.

Surely they want the Kheeegrowes goned first!!!!!

all offers are currently on the table and being looked at.

Condition 1: all blacks back to dey muddalan or the deal’s off.

Now that's funny right there.

We aren't for sale, and even if we were, Denmark couldn't afford it.

Acting as if Denmark is far too proud to sell off parts of its territory to the United States.

I guess the Danes forgot where we got the US Virgin Islands from.

Who is crazy enough to buy a shithole full of mexicans, naggers and obese white people...?

This is satire

Did they consult their imams before offering? usery is definitly not halal.

Borowitz IS a satirist.


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Hell they can have it and manage it for us. If, and only if they take the naggers away!

God bless all of our Dads.

good point, it is practically our territory as it is.. naturally just off our borders..

but we have too many welfare cases here to pay for and then their is the invading hordes or parasite immigrants to take care of..

Well, that would certainly prop up the housing market for a while longer...

A simple no would have sufficed...

I would tell them:

We will sell California ... but only if you also agree to also buy New York State from Albany south, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, the eastern 50 miles of Pennsylvania/ New Jersey and the city of Baltimore. (ie: the I-95 corridor, and everything east of it, from the south side of Baltimore north to the New Hampshire line).

The rest of the US would heave a HUGE sigh of relief to be rid of those sections of the country ... and Denmark would, INITIALLY, think it got the deal of the century.

The EU would also be thrilled since then the UNELECTED bureaucrats in Brussels would have many more people to create rules and regulations, including anti free speech regulations, for.

(do wish we could also throw in Detroit, Chicago, and Cleveland ... but alas they are not geographically next to either California or the North East)

who? those nazi`s the us them self supported into ww2?? sure. just like the created Bin Laden, and ISIS and so on

I am sure Mexico would like to buy it back.