My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.

Nah...Briefs dog put on a stack of weight and wont fuck him anymore either unless a liver treat is involved.

she probably gained a lot of weight on purpose so you'd look elsewhere.

Buy her a treadmill

Doubt it.

she prefers ebony sausage.
purple d if you will.

If a fattie won't put out for you OP, I'm afraid you're doomed.


Maybe you could buy one of those rubber dolls they make now.

Did that long ago. Does not work.

Bend her over and load her like a breach load shotgun

Why is sex still such a taboo subject in this sodomite age of literally everything goes, especially between a married couple?

Fucking talk to her. If she won't talk to you, haul her off to the pastor's wife.

If she won't talk to her or the other ladies, she is either shy or stepping out on you.

Then it's time to corner her and ask her which it is.

unfortunately OP this is real doom for you ,
Big girls have to have a man with a large picker and well just look at your title , sorry bro ...

She does not cheat. I think she feels that she is not sexy now.

Fat or skinny, if your good they would....

This is not the problem at hand.

She or the treadmill?

If the treadmill doesn't work, get a new one!

If the wife doesn't work...

GET A NEW ONE!

Guess it’s time for a young slut then

Its neither of those.

are you looking for a reason to get a divorce?

Go in the fridge and grab a hotdog , throw it down the hall way . get the picture , now imagine how she feels ... No one would keep throwing hot dogs , what's the point ?

Lol :roflmao:

No, and I am not looking for a younger model either.

While funny, this is not the problem either.

Sneak some diet pills and/or cocaine in her twinkies?ya

Time to bump her to the curb unless you really love her and want it to work out. You know the vows, to death do us part. How does she feel about it , if you talk to her about it?

Maybe you can find someone else to finger you .

Probably a jobless HO out there somewhere

I dont have random drugs laying about so that wont work.

She is 100% committed to me and the marriage. No issue there.

You have a tough case here, looks like you’re shit outta luck

no she is not


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No shit man. My libido is off the charts 24/7 and her libido is somewhere over in Antarctica most of the time. I am really trying here to be a good husband.