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My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 10:46 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
You have a tough case here, looks like you’re shit outta luck
 Quoting: Boris the Cat


No shit man. My libido is off the charts 24/7 and her libido is somewhere over in Antarctica most of the time. I am really trying here to be a good husband.
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Buy her a big bag of flour.

Worked for Brief.
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 10:46 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
she wants the dungeon BDSM crap
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 10:47 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
If you were to time it right try to have her catch you sticking it in you , then ask her to join ,and tell her this is what i have been trying to tell you maybe the she'll F*** you just a thought or just lock the fridge .
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 10:50 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
When the reproductive fluid dries and stench of alcohol and other fluids mellow maybe she will spend some time pretending to care
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08/19/2019 10:50 PM

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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Buy her a treadmill
 Quoting: Boris the Cat


Did that long ago. Does not work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416557


She's depressed.Take her out to dinner once a week.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/19/2019 10:50 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
she wants the dungeon BDSM crap
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77931990


She is kind of Aggressive in daily life where I prefer submissive sex for my partner. I know this does not compute yet.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/19/2019 10:51 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
You have a tough case here, looks like you’re shit outta luck
 Quoting: Boris the Cat


No shit man. My libido is off the charts 24/7 and her libido is somewhere over in Antarctica most of the time. I am really trying here to be a good husband.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416557


Buy her a big bag of flour.

Worked for Brief.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55802852


Does Brief have any fans here? That is mean. lol.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/19/2019 10:51 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
When the reproductive fluid dries and stench of alcohol and other fluids mellow maybe she will spend some time pretending to care
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77721382


Your post makes more sense than most.
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 10:54 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Time to bump her to the curb unless you really love her and want it to work out. You know the vows, to death do us part. How does she feel about it , if you talk to her about it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72648443


She is 100% committed to me and the marriage. No issue there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416557


nope she is not %100 committed
if she won't engage with you in that intimate union
that is an intricate and important part of maintaining the marriage
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/19/2019 10:56 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Time to bump her to the curb unless you really love her and want it to work out. You know the vows, to death do us part. How does she feel about it , if you talk to her about it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72648443


She is 100% committed to me and the marriage. No issue there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416557


nope she is not %100 committed
if she won't engage with you in that intimate union
that is an intricate and important part of maintaining the marriage
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40544540


Thus this post exists for a reason.
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 10:57 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
take her out to a restaurant

pizza hut

macdonalds

etc


buy her plastic flowers

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/19/2019 11:01 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Have sex, marry a trad whifu. All the anon's teach people, but due to their lack of experience, it is not all roses after kids depending on any one's particular experiences. I have no regrets, but I do believe that I can dial you all up about things. You all know the truth when you hear it.
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 11:05 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Last thing she wants, anymore, is some JERK jumping up and down on top of her, to roll off and go back to being a self-absorbed ahole the rest of the week.

On top of that, she could get preggo.

Brad Pitt, you ain't.
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 11:07 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Last thing she wants, anymore, is some JERK jumping up and down on top of her, to roll off and go back to being a self-absorbed ahole the rest of the week.

On top of that, she could get preggo.

Brad Pitt, you ain't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69942021


Bahaha, even Brad Pitt can't hold on to a post wall hag, so why should any man in his right mind marry a depreciating asset? cruise
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 11:10 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Time to bump her to the curb unless you really love her and want it to work out. You know the vows, to death do us part. How does she feel about it , if you talk to her about it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72648443


She is 100% committed to me and the marriage. No issue there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416557


nope she is not %100 committed
if she won't engage with you in that intimate union
that is an intricate and important part of maintaining the marriage
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40544540


Thus this post exists for a reason.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416557


Tell her the truth and quit being a little whiney bitch!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/19/2019 11:11 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
I can hold my own. I am an asshole. That wont fit into your square of your circle. Brad Pitt got railed in the ass by Weinstein and all his women friends did as well. The size of muh dick is not the factor here.
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 11:13 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
sockpuppet
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 11:15 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Eat her muffin you dufus!

pigchef
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08/19/2019 11:18 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Eat her muffin you dufus!

pigchef
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77907065


Virgin ideas wont play here.
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 11:19 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Maybe u app bang the same women and ensnare other's to do the same then work for her
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 11:26 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
people only get fat for one reason. something is wrong. you must figure this out and help her with it. if you're not there to help each other be a better person then why are you with them?
Anonymous Coward
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08/19/2019 11:34 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
If the sex was good she would want it. Stop trying to blame it on something else and step it up in the bedroom. Talk to her.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/19/2019 11:36 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Jealousy is one thing that always worked in my situation, but I dont try to use that much because I myself am highly jealous. For me that is a dead end.
Truth Reaper

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08/19/2019 11:37 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Time to put out applications.
I lost my apathy.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/19/2019 11:38 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
If the sex was good she would want it. Stop trying to blame it on something else and step it up in the bedroom. Talk to her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76056929


This is bullshit advice.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/19/2019 11:43 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
I could catch a divorce for even posting in here like this. My blessed whifu does also.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/19/2019 11:45 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
She is already upset with me and has not even seen my thread yet.
Truth Reaper

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08/19/2019 11:48 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Try being a man.
I lost my apathy.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/19/2019 11:48 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
If the sex was good she would want it. Stop trying to blame it on something else and step it up in the bedroom. Talk to her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76056929


This is bullshit advice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416557


Why do you think if the sex is bad, it is the man's fault?
Full Blown American

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08/19/2019 11:49 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Hate to say this but 9 of 10 times it’s because she is banging someone else. Divorce her
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