Beer

I don’t drink beer, but I like passion fruit juice!

"Siren Amber Ale" from the North Peak Brewing Company of Traverse City.

ABV 5% / IBUs 48

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Thanks!

If you aren't drinking ETOH, then continue to stay away.

Makes me do even dumber shit than I do when sober.

But I like it like that.

Peace

Drunks..

I like 21st Amendment Hell or High Watermelon

I’m being serious again, here, even though I’ve already downed ~17 drinks, no bullshit. I got tolerance like ya wouldn’t believe.

hey ya fuckers judging me:

Ehhhhh

Burp hic

Fuck off er summat.

Srsly tho just got a call on my new IPhone X sail phone, with a brand spanking new phone number —fuck I’m drunk AF AND bored— msg me and I’ll give ya my number just fer shits and giggles. No friggin Anti Christ ACs allowed! I’ll tell my cell company I’m black and need a new number cause White National Supremacists are invading my safe space,.

Where the fuck was I?

OH YEAH I been gettin emails from some Chicomm Acupuncture Dealie in the Twin Cities saying That I got appointments I never made to be perforated on numerous dates. WTF

Then today as I am becoming comfortably numb, some Ch1nk calls me and starts hollering at me. I know it’s a ch1nk because I translated the emails previous.

I say “Fuck straight off you fucking Ch1nk”, wishing it was still the 80s and I could slam the phone down on the receiver. I settled for thumbing the hang up pixels vigorously.

Am I gonna be Red Flagged? Fuck it.

Think my soon to be ex-wife is responsible, so I already signed up her precious phone number, email, and new physical address for every porno spamming site I could find.

FUCK IT

Gonna go get more drunk now.

Peace all I’m out

S’ sorry, enlightened ones, WTF is going on that I have Chicomms randomly harassing me? Is it cause my Heritage is mostly Kraut?

Anyone else experience this?

Eh, I probably just the wet brain already

Used to be Thomas Hardy Ale, but they stopped brewing it. Ever since, I'm drinking Bowmore 20yr old single malt. Bought when it's 12yrs old (every year).. it actually does age well in the bottle. God, I miss T.H.A. I have the receipt. Just don't have the large fermenters which allows robust development.

WGON, have you tried Dark Horse Scotty Karate Scotch Ale from Kalamazoo?



ABV: 9.75%
IBU: 26


Scotty Karate is brewed with cherry wood smoked malt instead of the traditional peat smoked malt offering up warming notes of coffee, caramel and sweet caramelized brown sugar. Scotty finishes earthy giving this beer a character all it's own, just like the man himself.


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No, but it sounds yummy. Are you from Michigan too?

My other go to is Samuel Smith Organic Lager.

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I am, Detroit area

Rochester Hills Milkshake Stout is pretty good too

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Will have to try yours as well

I like this Briney Melon Gose

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"Ashley's" on State Street here in Ann Arbor always has and is famous for a great rotating selection of on tap beer:

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2-11 Steel, 6% and a nice buzz after just one, two I would be wasted. Made by Miller, but the can doesn't say it, the most smooth tasteing beer I've ever drank, no after bite, hop taste, and cheap to buy... Reviews are mixed, but I like it, only drank it ice cold, not room temp.

Dragons Milk 11%

New Holland, MI

I'll be having a Smirnoff or a Zima on the rocks, in a martini glass, drunk with a paper straw. That'll put some hair on yer chest.

8th bottle of the 6th glass by BLVD

10.2

Wow. Can’t be much better than dragons milk.

Up here, ehh, I’m a Sconnie, we got a actual Brand called “ShittyBeer”! I shit y’all negative! And It’s actually too fucking GOOD to use in my Beer Batter for Friday Night (North Atlantic Cod) Fish Fry!! I use cheap ass Old Style (Hometown Brand dontcha know... long long live King Cambrinus! I miss my Special Export, too!) And Labat’s Blue ‘cause it’s cheaper than shit out a cow’s ass. Here’s a trade secret: nobody notices cheap beer in a fish batter, especially when they’re all tanked up on Spotted Cow.