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CHINESE BUFFET CONSPIRACY

 
GENERAL TSAO
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CHINESE BUFFET CONSPIRACY
Many years ago the Chinaman began infiltrating the United States by building railroad and opium sex shops. They quickly learned that the key to ultimate domination was through Americans gluttonous behavior.

Soon after the Chinaman began building many Chinese buffets across the country with profits from Opium trade and Chinese whores.

The end game of the China Commies is to make Americans so fat that they cannot compete in hand to hand combat with the skinny more agile Chinaman ninjaiadads. They would also have diabetus as a side effect further diminishing the battle preparedness.

They are soon to unleash all you can eat China Buffets at schools across America and all you can eat 1 dolla plates in the midwest.
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08/20/2019 08:36 PM
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Speaking of Chinese buffets — and also Mongolian buffets — in the USA I suspect they may be serving food containing “GUTTER OIL,” literally sewage that’s been boiled and served to unknowing customers. In case you think I’m making this up just visit YouTube and search for videos about gutter oil in China. Several years ago I ate at a Mongolian buffet where you select various frozen “meats” from a case and bring them to the (in my case, non-English-speaking illegal alien) cook to heat in a huge wok. I chose lamb (VERY expensive in the US), beef and chicken. THEY ALL LOOKED AND TASTED THE SAME. I seriously believe the place used “gutter oil”-containing ingredients imported from China. I wish US health departments would analyze what the omnipresent Chinese and Mongolian buffets in the US are serving.
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08/20/2019 08:42 PM
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our fat n happy engineers make great weapons though that can blow away skinny chinese soldiers 50K at a time..the fat asians like Kim Jung..a few less.
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08/20/2019 08:43 PM
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Every Chinese buffet is a money laundering operation for the money generated from prostitution and drug operations.
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08/20/2019 08:46 PM
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what kind of bull crap is this?
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08/20/2019 08:47 PM
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Every Chinese buffet is a money laundering operation for the money generated from prostitution and drug operations.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61780440


Human trafficking at every level from sex trafficking to organ harvesting with massage parlors all over the country in ESTABLISHMENT controlled territory and the smallest most remote towns always having a Chinese restaurant within driving distance
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2019 08:50 PM
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Hey! Stop cutting up the Chinese buffet's!!

I like cats!!
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08/20/2019 08:57 PM
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Their secret is flavonoid additives derived from advanced pheromone research
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08/20/2019 09:06 PM

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what kind of bull crap is this?
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you no come stay 4 hour

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oh hai!
diverdan01

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08/20/2019 09:18 PM
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they have 100K asian massaqe parlors here in Houston..maybe there is something to this theory.
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08/20/2019 09:22 PM
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No one can resist the deliciousness of chinese food
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08/20/2019 09:22 PM
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Re: CHINESE BUFFET CONSPIRACY
Many years ago the Chinaman began infiltrating the United States by building railroad and opium sex shops. They quickly learned that the key to ultimate domination was through Americans gluttonous behavior.

Soon after the Chinaman began building many Chinese buffets across the country with profits from Opium trade and Chinese whores.

The end game of the China Commies is to make Americans so fat that they cannot compete in hand to hand combat with the skinny more agile Chinaman ninjaiadads. They would also have diabetus as a side effect further diminishing the battle preparedness.

They are soon to unleash all you can eat China Buffets at schools across America and all you can eat 1 dolla plates in the midwest.
 Quoting: GENERAL TSAO 77683381


You realize that all restaurants in the US are reviewed right?

What proof do you have?

I've eaten at buffets and don't get sick or become a fat tub of lard either. You're conspiracy is just that, a conspiracy.

No truth behind this conspiracy.
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08/20/2019 09:24 PM
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CHINESE BUFFET
 Quoting: GENERAL TSAO 77683381


nextt
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they have 100K asian massaqe parlors here in Houston..maybe there is something to this theory.
 Quoting: diverdan01


they're all over the country now
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08/20/2019 09:48 PM
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mmmmm...Rat on stick

drool
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08/20/2019 10:50 PM
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I just bought LaChoy beef chow mein. It's made in America!
I lost my apathy.
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08/20/2019 11:02 PM
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Haha, I came up with this exact theory like 15 years ago.
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08/20/2019 11:03 PM
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Re: CHINESE BUFFET CONSPIRACY
Many years ago the Chinaman began infiltrating the United States by building railroad and opium sex shops. They quickly learned that the key to ultimate domination was through Americans gluttonous behavior.

Soon after the Chinaman began building many Chinese buffets across the country with profits from Opium trade and Chinese whores.

The end game of the China Commies is to make Americans so fat that they cannot compete in hand to hand combat with the skinny more agile Chinaman ninjaiadads. They would also have diabetus as a side effect further diminishing the battle preparedness.

They are soon to unleash all you can eat China Buffets at schools across America and all you can eat 1 dolla plates in the midwest.
 Quoting: GENERAL TSAO 77683381


Thank you for your chicken, sir. thumbs
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08/20/2019 11:12 PM
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Re: CHINESE BUFFET CONSPIRACY
Many years ago the Chinaman began infiltrating the United States by building railroad and opium sex shops. They quickly learned that the key to ultimate domination was through Americans gluttonous behavior.

Soon after the Chinaman began building many Chinese buffets across the country with profits from Opium trade and Chinese whores.

The end game of the China Commies is to make Americans so fat that they cannot compete in hand to hand combat with the skinny more agile Chinaman ninjaiadads. They would also have diabetus as a side effect further diminishing the battle preparedness.

They are soon to unleash all you can eat China Buffets at schools across America and all you can eat 1 dolla plates in the midwest.
 Quoting: GENERAL TSAO 77683381


All the "Chinese" buffets in my area are run by Vietnamese folk.

Although there is one that has different Chinese girls waiting tables every time I go in there.





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