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How come you never see old birds?

 
Pilgrim001

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09/08/2019 12:03 AM

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Re: How come you never see old birds?
Most birds fly to the Moon on the last full moon of its second year of life

If a bird forgets to fly it will die

If a bird dies it dies

If a bird is a bird then its really a bird bird
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77944694


I'd say that Bird is the word. Everybody is talking about it.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



Slake Blake
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09/08/2019 12:11 AM
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Re: How come you never see old birds?
It just dawned on me the other day that I've never...ever seen an old bird, like you see old people (can't fly, can't walk, hobbling around slowly & in pain). They are either fully alive and flying....or dead. No inbetween.

I wonder why that is. Has anybody ever seen an old bird? hmm
 Quoting: Urban Mythbuster


I saw an old bird once. It was pretty much blind, hobbling around and it couldn't really fly because it couldn't see. It kept going into the road and my wife was determined to save it, but I could tell it was never going to make it. I tried to help her get the guy out of the road, we got it to the sidewalk but it ended up flying right back into the middle of the road where it was promptly smooshed by a car.

I think it knew it was the end and was trying too off itself. The death was quick. The car's tire hit it dead center.
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09/08/2019 12:25 AM
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Re: How come you never see old birds?
What is an old bird to you may be a new bird some other types?

Wait for it @:50 in this short one.

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Nice leap!





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