‘Totally not suspicious’: DARPA freaks people out with urgent request for underground complex

DARPA has prompted panic and mockery for its bizarre Twitter shout out urgently seeking complex urban tunnel systems for unspecified “research and experimentation” at very short notice.
“Attention, city dwellers! We're interested in identifying university-owned or commercially managed underground urban tunnels & facilities able to host research & experimentation,” the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) tweeted on Wednesday, sparking a wave of alarming theories ranging from zombie and alien invasions, to psyops and the end of the world.


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Attention, city dwellers! We're interested in identifying university-owned or commercially managed underground urban tunnels & facilities able to host research & experimentation. [link to go.usa.gov (secure)]

It's short notice... We're asking for responses by Aug. 30 at 5:00 PM ET.

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Why did you pick the creepiest possible images to attach to this tweet

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10:06 PM - Aug 28, 2019

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Last Edited by keybored on 08/29/2019 10:41 AM