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Anonymous Coward User ID: 61724142 United States 08/29/2019 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's a stray kitty hanging out in my back yard...poor little guy was skin & bones so I started feeding him. Quoting: Mental Case Last night I left the food dish outside & after dark I hear GRUNT NOM NOM NOM...I thought to myself...kitty doesn't make noises like that. I get the flashlight & look...it's a racoon eating kittys food. And the thing growels at me. I open & slam the screen door & yell at it...it doesn't care...I shine the flashlight in it's eyes...it doesn't care. So I just gave kitty a big dinner & I made a new dish of food with lots of tobasco sauce :D I'm gonna set it outside after dark you are a good person. |
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User ID: 77943034 Canada 08/29/2019 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's a stray kitty hanging out in my back yard...poor little guy was skin & bones so I started feeding him. Quoting: Mental Case Last night I left the food dish outside & after dark I hear GRUNT NOM NOM NOM...I thought to myself...kitty doesn't make noises like that. I get the flashlight & look...it's a racoon eating kittys food. And the thing growels at me. I open & slam the screen door & yell at it...it doesn't care...I shine the flashlight in it's eyes...it doesn't care. So I just gave kitty a big dinner & I made a new dish of food with lots of tobasco sauce :D I'm gonna set it outside after dark Should of tossed something at it damn coons! |
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Mental Case
(OP) User ID: 77751475 United States 08/29/2019 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That racoon is gonna be farting fire all night! MMMMMMM smells like burnt racoon asshole I used like a quarter bottle of tobasco. Last Edited by Mental Case on 08/29/2019 08:14 PM If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76715508 United States 08/29/2019 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That racoon is gonna be farting fire all night! Quoting: Mental Case MMMMMMM smells like burnt racoon asshole I used like a quarter bottle of tobasco. give him some sugar free chocolates too! russel stover in particular, the whole box, it will be worth it! omg Didn't realize you were that evil! |
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User ID: 77360012 United States 08/29/2019 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That racoon is gonna be farting fire all night! Quoting: Mental Case MMMMMMM smells like burnt racoon asshole I used like a quarter bottle of tobasco. give him some sugar free chocolates too! russel stover in particular, the whole box, it will be worth it! omg Didn't realize you were that evil! grass fed sardines |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76715508 United States 08/29/2019 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That racoon is gonna be farting fire all night! Quoting: Mental Case MMMMMMM smells like burnt racoon asshole I used like a quarter bottle of tobasco. give him some sugar free chocolates too! russel stover in particular, the whole box, it will be worth it! omg Didn't realize you were that evil! :evil: |
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Louis in Richmond
I have heard the deafening silence. User ID: 74439198 United States 08/29/2019 08:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've a feral cat and an opossum living in my backyard. I feed them both. Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
Mental Case
(OP) User ID: 77751475 United States 08/29/2019 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ---------- The little shit keeps trying to get me to let him in the house...he even resorted to sitting at my back door in the rain looking all pathetic and sad. I opened the door and said "NO" and slammed it closed in his face...then he went where ever he goes to seek shelter. If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
Mental Case
(OP) User ID: 77751475 United States 08/29/2019 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What kind of food is he getting? Where does he go to sleep at night? ----------- No idea where he sleeps...some days I don't even see him...he's out galavanting. He was initially so skinny I didn't think he would live...His bone structure was "lacking"...he couldn't even eat the solids in chunky soup (chicken & dumpling)...he only lapped up the liquids. I was feeding him about 6 times a day trying to give him a fighting chance. In 2 days he was eating solids so I focused on protein carbs fat & calcium. (Tuna or canned salmon, bread crumbs, and cottage cheese mixed in). If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77648897 United States 08/29/2019 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | he might smell the tabasco sauce right away because it has a vapor. better to take a ghost pepper, chop it up into small pieces, and hide it in the food you put out for him. Ghost pepper is damn near odorless and doesn't burn you right away so the raccoon will be chomping away at the food for a while before he runs away screaming |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77086501 United States 08/29/2019 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've a feral cat and an opossum living in my backyard. Quoting: Louis in Richmond I feed them both. :possum: I have a feral cat and a raccoon who comes every night at the same time. He was eating the cat food, too, but I started giving him other scraps. I save plate scrapings for him. He's smaller than the cat, who is pretty scrawny. Raccoons like liquid with their food. I have given this one a little beer in the cat food and he loves it. I don't think it will hurt him. He just came right up to me while I had one in my hand so... OPOSSUMS eat ticks. They are good to have around! Cheers! |
Louis in Richmond
I have heard the deafening silence. User ID: 74439198 United States 08/29/2019 08:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have a feral cat and a raccoon who comes every night at the same time. He was eating the cat food, too, but I started giving him other scraps. I save plate scrapings for him. He's smaller than the cat, who is pretty scrawny. Raccoons like liquid with their food. I have given this one a little beer in the cat food and he loves it. I don't think it will hurt him. He just came right up to me while I had one in my hand so... OPOSSUMS eat ticks. They are good to have around! Cheers! Yes they do and they are harmless, all they can do is hiss at you or play dead. And they are adorable!!! [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |