I haven't told anyone this...

Just because you haven't told anyone doesn't mean they're missing out.

You really do see, don't you?

My name

I like to pee in pools

...there's a reason i never told anyone

In the uk, they have special dye in the water so if you do piss, the water turns a funny color


Try that over here you weird pisser

That's a big bladder.

I second this

Top minds of GLP at it again!

I tell people things all the time.

Mind you, their response is usually humming loudly, covering their ears, and rocking.

Does it count if you tell people who are clearly certifiably nut-house worthy?

I get this one...

Thats how a priest seduces his victims.

That would defeat the point now wouldn't it?

...we have not yet, and likely never will truly understand the origin of life

You are leaving yourself open in this one..lol

I break into neighbors houses at night snd jerk off on their faces while they sleep.i found a way around security cameras.
They think its saliva but its not,hehe!
Im everywhere bitches!

I haven't told anyone this but, cold pizza is good.

Yep.

I hope you are ok, pool. We all have to fill in the balance, of our inside discontentment.
Everyone is trying to keep a smile, and act like things are going great.
They could be much worse.
But they could be better too.
If we all could find a neutral place to resonate.

That's why there is so much division,
In this current timeline.
We were not supposed to gain the insight to be able to realize the fact that reality feeds on our collective thought forms and energetic paradigms.
And this is the result...
It's all in your perspective ....

This is going to be a long reflection.
I'm glad I have friend like you.
It's rare.

But..

You'll never believe what I just did.

I am super alright and hope you're happy too.

:abump:

...But I once removed a tag that read "DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG"!

I would go to prison most likely

I'm the secret black ninja squirrel motherfucker.

Don't tell anyone, ok Misty?

Are you and frank still parked down the damn street?

Try another story then.

But my job would make half of glp quit and cry.

I know right?!

LMAO