HELP! Remote viewers PLEASE help me find my tin opener, the cats going NUT'S

Thaks for your help guys I found it!

Right code red


The tin opener is covered in some mad oil


Looks like somethings split on it, and the blade isn't cutting it


For fuck's sake

How to open a can with a spoon



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Well fuck me


Your my hero today sir

go outside and rub the top of the tin against the concrete. you'll get it open that way in a pinch.

where's your swiss army knife?

Last Edited by Jay3 on 09/04/2019 06:49 PM

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Thank you

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That spoon idea is taking the piss

This is a tin of tuna, looks like it's got a Teflon coating

You lost your tin opener and your first thought was to ask remote viewers on GLP instead of just searching the internet for other ways to open it or driving to the nearest store and buying a new one? Seriously?

Go buy two can openers

One as a backup

Give the cat milk to drink for now

Op, you really ought to get yourself an electric can opener...

They're pretty cheap, last longer and you couldn't misplace them if you tried...

Much better :-)

That's a smart idea

run to the store and purchase pull tabs.

This was my backup one actually ha!

I have kibble for her


But she needs those meaty chunks of goodness

It's midnight bro

Don't worry

The cat will survive

Where's your P38?

Was this a test?

Yes. You get a B+ and a star.

What's a p38

Neither you nor your cat will survive the coming apocalypse.

Probably

In an emergency, dice some bread up into her milk... I know it's just mainly for kittens but hey, mines an adult now and she still loves it...

It'll see her through until morning...

Find concrete. Rub the top of the can back and forth on the concrete until the top comes off.

I'm stoned and cbaany more with fucking about with a tin and being noisy at midnight



I'll do just fine in the apocalypse thanks

If you own a drill... you could drill it open.

It´s in your rubbish bin.

It's still on the side

Ftw

it's up your bum

no, seriously though, try on top of the fridge, in random drawers, in the dishwasher/sink

by the cans

You must not have read past the first post lol