Yes, there is a patriarchy, and I'm a member of it.

I may be the only member of it, but I have a duty to keep it alive.

Because if I'm going to be bashed for being a white male and supporting the "patriarchy" through all of those useless communist multicultural courses I was forced to take in University...then I'm making darn sure the patriarchy is here to stay.

Make monarchical feudalism great again!