Question:
What is the truest definition of

Globalization ?

Answer :
Princess Diana's death.

Question:

How come?

Answer :

An
English Princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend

crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a

German
car

with a
Dutch engine,

driven
by a Belgian

who was
drunk

on
Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),

followed
closely by

Italian
Paparazzi,

on
Japanese motorcycles,

treated
by an American doctor,
using

Brazilian
medicines.

This is
sent to you by

a
South African,

using

American
Bill Gates' technology,

and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,

that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and

a

Korean
monitor,

assembled
by

Bangladeshi
workers

in a
Singapore plant,

transported
by Indian

truck drivers,

hijacked
by Indonesians,

unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,

and

trucked to you by Mexicans who

are in the US illegally

because

the previous president,who presided then

was

educated as a Muslim in Indonesia

and

refused to enforce US law.



That, my friends, is Globalization !